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fruit-in-jars 101 by stacynguyen

"What is jam? What makes something authentically jam? Can bacon really be made into jam?

It was all very Existentialist.

The answer to those questions is a bit complicated and non-definitive. The U.S. FDA has defined jam and jelly in very specific and mathematical terms (such-and-such percentage of juice to fruit to water to sugar = jam/jelly); it also uses jam and preserve interchangeably, for the most part. While interesting, the FDA’s definitions did not matter much to me because the FDA wasn’t really using the terms in the way that we usually use the terms. Also, the FDA wasn’t comprehensive in its definitions. It didn’t tackle other fruit spreads like marmalades or curds, for instance.

The more I looked into, the more I thought, dude, this information would make a good infographic."

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i don't care if "everybody" was kung-fu fighting, your father and i raised you better than this

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the world may be a dark place sometimes but there are also 1200 year old paw prints from a happy kitty cat out there

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True love

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in the club begging strangers for forgiveness and proving incapable of articulating what for when asked

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I met pookie the other day <3 I love his custom animations so much

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baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me

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funny thing about “pure obsessional” or mental-only compulsive OCD is that you could be having the most devastating mental health crisis of your life and spiraling into the brainworm dimension but to everyone around you, you’re just politely browsing for medicated chapstick

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No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.

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I have information that will lead to Almalexia's arrest

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My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

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Grummite Shield

3D asset for The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Shivering Isles DLC

Artist Unknown

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Diadem of Euphoria

3D asset for The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Shivering Isles DLC

Design by Adam Adamowicz