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i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned
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You guys make post like you don't know what's gonna happen on March 24, 2025 and it shows
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i wish people were nicer about the whole transgender thing
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As far as I can tell I am the only person on the planet with my first name/last name combo (I have an extremely specific habitational surname and a first name from a different cultural tradition) but I'm wondering how common it is to be the only one these days, with increasingly creative combinations and spellings. So out of curiosity:
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Finally got him wingles on camera!!

[Video ID] a shiny grey pigeon (Mercutio) outside in a patio aviary. A finger reaches towards him and he wiggles his wings excitedly. Once it is in reach his wiggling gets faster and he preens the finger very gently through the bars. [End ID]
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i do not care if bedroom fairy lights are forever perceived as a twee millennial thing i can never go back. any light that is not striving to approximate the soft glow of candlelight does not belong in my bedroom
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they need to invent a running away & never coming back that doesn’t affect your life
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this time for sure (2025)
a zine i wrote about struggling to create art, broadly. consider this a spiritual successor to Some Artist You Are
if you would like to download this as a single printable or digital image, or give me money for some reason, you can do that over at itch.io: this time for sure
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Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.
My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?
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my favorite kind of character is the kind who deep in their soul is constantly screaming LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME and outwardly expressing literally anything else
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i would be a kittypet all the way in the warrior cats universe. if i heard a bunch of guys were in the woods killing each other for survival and they think i'm the lame one for getting mediocre banquets i would be like you guys are stupidd and then when the thunderclan medicine cat comes by my fenced lot to pick yarrow i would be like what are doing and shes like medicine so my clanmates don't die and i'm like wow you guys really have it that rough. and she keeps encountering me and one day i'm like why don't you come inside there's plenty of kibble and she averts her eyes shyly and is like ...no that would be against starclan and i'd go To have a little kibble? and she's like You know what i mean. and i do. 5 moons later she is getting adopted by my people and visions of her ancestors still haunt her and she is from time to time like Did I do the right thing...? how could i be so selfish...? and i'm like my toy mouse squeaks
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being lonely as an adult is sooooo embarrassing like what do you mean the only one who can fix it is meeee
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"I Am A Transwoman. I am In The Closet. I Am Not Coming Out." by Jennifer Coates
here is an extremely important article written by a trans woman that touches on why man hating, and assuming certain people to be men affects more than just men. this behavior affects trans women and transfemmes and we need to care about not profiling people who are in our spaces and lives
#i'm thinking about this one again today.#i've read this article countless times and it hits me in the gut every single one.
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hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information
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