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*doing mentally fine voice* i need cobra kai season 6

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“Itty bitty robby” 😭😭😭

he’s just five apples tall. itty bitty robby, my baby.

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Cobra Kai universe tumblr dash simulator

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important context: my dad sucks

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guys if this post gets 300 notes i'll make sure to thank Bofa in my sekai tai winners speech

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who????

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Bofa DEEZ NUTS hahahahaha GOTCHA

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I'm breaking up with you.

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i loav compuperrrrrrrshhns snajajakjs d snaa z

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trapped in the torture chamber again (forced to do karate with my dad)

#if he tries to get me to wax one more of his stupid cars im calling cps #personal

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not evil anymore i want to be loved now

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“Maiming and killing is bad its against the law” God forbid women do anything anymore

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my sister in christ you literally stabbed me

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and i'll do it again anytime you want princess 😘

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#emo #sadboy #my dad sucks #i hate my dad #daddy issues #mommy issues #sadblr

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The karate mob has arrested me for feminism crimes and at dawn I will be canceled without trial. They gave me a computer with one post in the chamber and said to do the honorable thing. I do not recognize my own country

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HELLO????

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oh so you've got time to learn how to meme but not to call me back?

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it feels like only a week ago I had to explain uber to you...they grow up so fast

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guys relax @notbluebeetle made it for him

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way to kill the joke dude

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‼️‼️‼️ ATTENTION TUMBLR USERS ‼️‼️‼️

Alright listen up girls, gals, and nonbinary pals. You probably know a user going by the username @tortureiscool and might have even interacted with them personally. In real life their name is Terry Silver, and despite what some recent publicity stunts will try to convince you, they are deeply problematic. Recently I've seen a lot of thirst posts hailing him as a 'zaddy' and calling him the 'only ethical billionaire' (😒😒😒) so I needed to come on here set the record straight. In this post I'll be going in depth on some of the more fucked up things he's done over the years, so a big content warning for: abuse, grooming, gaslighting, psychosexual torture, unhealthy bdsm practices, drug abuse, the vietnam war, environmental pollution, and most importantly billionaire shenanigans. Also a BIG thank you to @larusso-auto-offical for helping compile this post. Read more

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reblog if you agree @tortureiscool @larusso-auto-official @neverdies @johnny16289293018276377282

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holy shit

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Johnny Lawrence // band shirts 🤘

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Ever since my dad opened the dojo, my whole life has been about karate. It's affected all the relationships in my life. With my family. With my friends. With you. I just I need a little break to figure out who I am outside of all that.

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DANIEL LARUSSO AND SAMANTHA LARUSSO HUGS THROUGH THE SERIES COBRA KAI

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On that note my beautiful mutuals and I are ALLOWED to talk shit about youtube red original cobra kai bc we have been through the horrors…you random twitter user, however

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I have no object permanence with cobra kai…when it’s not actively on my tv I’m like who fucking cares it’s not that good then I turn on an episode and I’m like EGOT when???

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"X" marks the spot where we fell apart He poisoned the well, I was lying to myself I knew it from the first Old Fashioned, we were cursed We never had a shotgun shot in the dark

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'CAUSE NOW IT DON'T MEAN A THING GOD, LOVE'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING

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“We need more flawed female characters” you guys can’t even handle sam larusso

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the original mojo dojo casa house

rip johnny you would have loved the mojo dojo casa house

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rip johnny you would have loved the mojo dojo casa house

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joining the war on sam larusso on the side of sam larusso

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William Zabka as Johnny Lawrence COBRA KAI (2018)

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10k Celebration: cobra kai + favorite character for @barbielifeinthematrix 

We’re the ones getting hurt. We’re the ones fighting. Our voices should matter the most.

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I’ve had too much to drink tonight, but I wonder if they’ll miss me once they drive me out…