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i love not talking #theobserver

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At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is baely alive

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The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit

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new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

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a classic only a cult could love…

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i love to read a character's stoicism as awkwardness. yeah your posture is great and you're mysteriously surveying the scene but it's because you're stiff af and don't know how to approach anyone, right?

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not a motorcycle gear fetishist but i believe in their beliefs. possibly the coolest looking form of homosexual kink

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manhandling is so fun like sure u can put me over there i don’t mind

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YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

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making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

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they call me the nuance lover because I love nuance

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my first words were wikipedia.com

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i don’t endorse him or anything but like. what else are you supposed to do if you’re named hannibal

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i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me

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being 15 is normal but being born in 2010 is not hope this helps