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torture other people the way you want to be tortured

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what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.

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When u just listeninf to music and it unbuttons your pants and touches U sexually

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unfortunately i do love pompous and pretentious characters. ☝️ WHO get their asses handed to them this is pivotal to my enjoyment of them

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i broke my leg in a computer accident

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dislike and discomfort are normal and healthy parts of the human experience actually

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i'm always operating under the belief that if i listen to enough music something will happen

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"meteoric rise" is such a weird phrase. literally the main thing meteors don't do

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tried shifting to a timeline where the ussr won the cold war & within minutes a team of cia telecommandos subdued my astral body & removed my ability to imagine or dream

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'old friend' is about the homosexualest thing you can call somebody. you might as well be fingering them

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now all the ladys on the floor start eroding ! *a harsh wind envelopes the club*

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Whats up ladies i im several years behind

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AITA? My doctor said I needed a COVID test and had me pee on a stick that he put in his pocket before asking me to leave.