cockringhoratio
cockringhoratio
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cockringhoratio · 2 hours ago
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cockringhoratio · 11 hours ago
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not all loyal characters have a dog motif and that’s okay sometimes they just have a soul of a head accountant helping their boss w embezzlement you know
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cockringhoratio · 3 days ago
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cockringhoratio · 4 days ago
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Are you man enough?
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cockringhoratio · 4 days ago
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middle aged woman who just woke up
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cockringhoratio · 5 days ago
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Picture painted by Zdzisław Beksiński, 1979
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cockringhoratio · 7 days ago
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you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?
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cockringhoratio · 8 days ago
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weapons is the final nail in the coffin for horror movies as a medium for me. them + video games just cant manage it. im not scared or disturbed. im just kinda annoyed. the only engaging part of weapons was the half second at the end where i wondered if josh brolin was gonna kill that kid to get his kid back. and then the movie didnt even do me the dignity of balking at the idea. everyone ive asked has told me this movie was sososososo good and it sucked ass. like why bother.
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cockringhoratio · 9 days ago
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I've never watched a show as queer as IWTV that gets cishet men into such a tizzy over the ships, specifically. Guy on the left was DISGUSTED by the "love of my life" line and didn't buy it for a moment, like --
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YT: Badd Medicine (wrestlers react channel)
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cockringhoratio · 12 days ago
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my 5 year plan is a beautiful middle-aged woman takes advantage of me
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cockringhoratio · 12 days ago
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cockringhoratio · 12 days ago
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liking a female character who is a terrible person is always scary in terms of interacting with fandom because its almost always either "ouhh her life was so hard i feel so bad for her she didnt deserve any of that its not her fault shes so mean" or "oh my god shes such an annoying bitch i cant stand her"
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cockringhoratio · 12 days ago
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quit your job join my unemployed martial artist wandering harem
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cockringhoratio · 13 days ago
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hello tumblr user. in front of you stands a confident and outspoken character. your challenge today & forever is to consider the possibility they may simply have self-confidence and are not just faking to secretly cover up massive insecurities. good luck
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cockringhoratio · 14 days ago
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Best Cinematography: Sinners (2025) — cinematography by Autumn Durald Arkapaw
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cockringhoratio · 15 days ago
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cockringhoratio · 15 days ago
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and on the pedestal, these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias--hope you're enjoying my kickass sculpture of two vast and trunkless legs of stone and a shattered visage! I built it in this desert to prove an important point about Society
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