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omggg (br_openice)

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"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

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tired: trading gauthier for drysdale sets back the flyers' rebuild because they need elite scoring talent

wired: trading gauthier for drysdale makes no inherent difference to the rebuild timeline because the flyers needed a good rightshot defenceman too

inspired: trading gauthier for drysdale speeds up the rebuild timeline because when trevor zegras forces his way to philly in two years it will not only bring elite scoring talent to the team but also finally stitch up the cosmic wound ripped in reality by the 2011 richards-carter trade, allowing the flyers to at last win another stanley cup

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Rules: you just got a kind of shitty old car and it doesn't have bluetooth. you can only buy 7 CDs and you can't repeat an artist. what are you getting?

Tagged by: @nbjadziadax

My older car has been blessed with an aux cable however until recently I had a shitty old backup car with only a CD player in it so I knew some of the choices. For me variety is important and so is overall vibe. I need to be able to listen to it on repeat.

-Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays - Jimmy Buffett Live

- Digimon the Movie Soundtrack - Various

- The Horror and the Wild - The Amazing Devil

- Jesus Christ Superstar - Ideally from the 2012 Broadway Cast

- The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance

- Under the Cork Tree - Fall Out Boy

- ABBA Greatest Hits Volume 2

I am not as one would say a traditional music enjoyer. I listen to it as background noise and I don’t go looking for it so much as have people provide me with music they like and collect what I like front that.

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Danny B may be generating a lot of player goodwill with these trades and he may come across as the former player trying to save the heart of his old team, but I also think he's a conniving gremlin who is trying to play 3D chess. only time will tell if he is a mastermind or a fool.

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@teex oh he was BORN to be a flyer

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a line of travis konecny trevor zegras matvei michkov is the kind of line a cartoonist dreams of. matvei ripping that whistle right out of a the refs mouth, punching macklin then acting like he was being unfairly persecuted arms thrown UP, tk at worlds yelling MEEe??? incredulously, attaboy horny serve that one bud ya useless fuck. i was born at night not last night etc and trevor whose facial expressions could be seen from space getting on the mic and saying every dude on the coyotes is a joke and should be EMBARRASSED. also chirping im a 170 lbs. the wells fargo center or whatever they rechristen it as is about to be a wwe leetle annoying bastards special event every night babey

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IM CRYING WHY DID THE FLYERS POST THIS ON TIKTOK

via Philadelphia Flyers tiktok

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ik the rpf implications of the zegras trade are huge but personally I'm just excited to see that man and matvei michkov unite for the ultimate obnoxious Michigan goal

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what if you were an ANNOYING AMERICAN BOY who beat a SWEET CANADIAN BOY at THE junior tournament and he HATED you but then you SAT ON THE PLANE TOGETHER and you made him LAUGH and you became BEST FRIENDS and a SECRET HANDSHAKE and a SHARED ROOFTOP PLAYLIST and DEBUT GOALS MINUTES APART and you both became the SUPERSTAR SAVIORS of your FAILING FRANCHISE but then he got TRADED away and you kept getting INJURED and said the injuries HURT LESS THAN THE TRADE and EVERYBODY called you WASHED UP while he THRIVED but THEN YOU GOT TRADED BACK TO HIM??

happened to my good friend trevor zegras.

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starting girl scout cookie discourse. if you’ve had girl scout cookies from both bakeries, do you prefer little brownie bakers (tagalongs, samoas) or abc bakers (peanut butter patties, caramel delites). also is your preference the same as the girl scout cookie you grew up with?

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frostbee joint trade. jdtz reunited on mike jeff trade anniv. let us also not forget that danny b sent ej back to his dear gabe landeskog the man IS running his own yaoi restoration project out of the philadelphia flyers organization

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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goddddd the flyers are already a bunch of muppets and now you're gonna add z*gras? sean couturier and ivan fedotov are out here trying to gentle parent a 15 of the silliest men to even lace up skates and this is how you thank them??

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zegras reunited with jamie in philly on the EXACT same day mike and and jeff were cruelly ripped apart and traded away from philly fourteen years earlier. down to the DAY. danny briere i know what you are

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Trevor I love you