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flat chested girlies are not nearly as represented as they should be in character design, but i think a very underrated body type to use in character design is girl whose chest is flatter than her tummy
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The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact
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THESIS STATEMENT: it is imperative that i follow the weird blogs i find on accident.
SURFACE LEVEL REASONING: if my dash gets too curated I lose a core element of tumblr whimsy that can only be obtained by seeing posts i absolutely do not get or particularly care about. this new one i'm following is adamant that Joker from Joker (2019) is Russian Orthodox and i love that for them
DEEPER TRUTH: this too is curation, a chaotic element added in the perfect proportion to enrich my online experience. my dash is the glass between me and a tank of the blogging equivalent of exotic fish, and i enjoy seeing them go about their day-to-day lives. i'm still hung up on Russian Orthodox Joker though
RUSSIAN ORTHODOX JOKER: hehehehoo i'm Russian Orthodox Joker!!!
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I like to think that Vasco brushes Machete's hair when he's hurt or had a bad day because it calms them down.
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#me with my pets but its their exposed tummies#cat doesnt do that though so its his sides#placed the switch there once. didnt care one bit
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Re-Animator (1985)
#loved this bit bc i was like oh my god you are being such a massive cunt the whole time#like babygirl theres simpler ways to interrupt an idiot
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something in the air about doctors…
#can someone get wilson out of here#had to google the saw guy yeah i dont think Wilson is safe someone pick him up
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horror movies + my favorite posters
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Keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. That's cool and all but this one's for the she/hes. If you're a she/he I love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden
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sitting here thinking of things to do but not habving any energy and wondering why then like, oh yeah
God that was the biggest scare of my life. Sorry to the 2 people that unfollowed me
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God that was the biggest scare of my life. Sorry to the 2 people that unfollowed me
#idek if it was bc of that#but im trying to make light of it. a little#but. ok tw death talk#i dont think shes going to last much longer#bitch mantis
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