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friendly reminder that

if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market

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masturbate the crippling anxiety and depression away

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french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

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Courtesy of Sincerely Tumblr on Twitter

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i feel like this is important for black travelers who are driving long distances:

but what are some sundown towns do y’all know of? like if someone were to do a cross-country trip, what are some towns they should absolutely not go through?

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draw women in post-apocalyptic world settings with armpit hair, leg hair, bushy brows and pubic hair ya cowards,, draw brown women/women with dark thick hair with arm hair and happy trails and sideburns and mustaches i’m sick of seeing silky smooth soapy clean make up wearing post apocalyptic dolled up women next to stinky sweaty crusty men with dirty nails and sweaty clothes and sweaty greasy hair and 3m long ugly beards

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with $17,000 you could buy 1,030 small smiling faces.

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please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

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Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!

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You took our peoples as slaves but aren’t taking refugees. 

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Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

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*Transformation noise*

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When u wake up and ur hair looks like that one female trump voter u know

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