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Attempts slam poetry
Me: “Sooooo uhm…. Society sucks… Yeah”
Me: *drops mike*
Plot twist: Mikes a person
Plot twist: *slams mike*
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*talking to a hot guy named Will*
Him- “you should really try the fried cheese!” Me- “Will do (me)”
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cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal
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just watch this
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