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daddy i’ll be honest kitten has killed before and will kill again

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found my moms calendar from 1994 and this was one of the only relevant date other than her birthday and her families birthdays

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

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you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

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interesting as fawk that doumeki is the egg of erasure and desensitised to death but he's associated with preserving and giving life and watanuki is the egg of birth but he's not only regular suicidal but also meta suicidal (the universe wants to squish him like a bug) and has inherent beef with the concept of staying alive

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i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

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jury-rigged. even keel. by the board. three sheets to the wind. loose cannon. son of a gun. pipe down. taken aback.

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Have we ever talked about the man in wraithmarsh that mocks Sparrow about their dog dying in the fog, because he knows it's dangerous, just to then promptly go into the fog?

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Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

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There's a hole in your soul like an animal

With no conscience, repentance, oh no

Close your eyes, pay the price for your paradise

Devils feed on the seeds of the soul

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quick sketch series based off of that one part of the wiki where it talked about like, the marianne coming alive and sailing sparrow to lion head isle because it “sensed sparrows intent” like it’s some kind of horse. i know reaver is seething over a non sailor just miraculously sailing this ghost ship.

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Penelope could have done the funniest thing at Reavers party and just burnt the fucking house down again

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I hate fable 3 but it's also my favourite but I hate it because it's a terrible game when you compare it to the other two. When is the reaver sex update

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shipmaxxing by having my sparrow be nonbinary, with them gradually shifting from feminity to masculinity through the phases of their life

so now they get doomed yuri with hannah, and toxic yaoi with reaver 😈

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Lady of Rosewood concept art from the book Fable legends