cocoawolf
cocoawolf
Nerdfighters and Nerds
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Welcome to a blog where there is sadly few original gifs, but no end to the things I reblog. Seriously, if I'm online, I apologize for taking over. Sorry if you're on desktop. This theme is unusable but I keep it as an homage to my younger self.
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cocoawolf 8 hours ago
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cocoawolf 1 day ago
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this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world聽
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oooh is there a place where we could see your traditional sketches? a digitalized sketchbook or something? or just scroll back enough to find them?
Honestly most of my traditional sketches are archived on DeviantArt or lost to time, and if you scroll aaaaall the way down instagram you'll find a couple like this
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But I haven't really drawn anything substantial on paper in years
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cocoawolf 1 day ago
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a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS
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Unrelated, Best Boy Hank Green made a cute, no subscription, not invasive and full of malwares app.
It's a cute lil app that helps you step away from your phone and leave it alone for a time you set, to stay away from distraction. If you pick up the phone, the knitting lil bean loses all of his knitting... So if you say "I'm setting down my phone for half an hour so I can efficiently clean the table and bag up the trash" it helps resisting the call of the screen. Because you can't make the bean sad. The bean is too cute.
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4th place in the downloads jfc. I think people are starved for simple and honest softwares with no evils schemes and data stealing
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cocoawolf 1 day ago
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Painted over by the state government in the middle of the night.
Republican governance, both bigoted and cowardly about it.
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cocoawolf 1 day ago
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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. 馃悎鈥嶁瑳馃悎鉂わ笍
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cocoawolf 2 days ago
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it's so crazy that ppl think professionals being into kink is info that needs to be made public. ur too old to still think teachers live in the school yk?
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cocoawolf 2 days ago
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The core appeal of Willy Wonka is that he's a nigh-omnipotent maniac who uses his near limitless powers over reality to trick shitty people into killing themselves. You can't make him the protagonist of a whimsical coming of age tale - you have to treat him like Jason Voorhees, or Dracula, or any other horror icon. Give him some new victims and new interesting kills and set him loose, that's all audiences want.
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cocoawolf 2 days ago
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why are all the star trek games based on war and ship command and galactic fighting and war. i want diplomat simulator. i want skyrim for star trek. i wanna talk to a bunch of aliens about their farming rivalry and then go to the planet where everyones an italian mobster. i dont give a shit about upgrading the torpedoes on my battle cruiser to level up and destroy other ships in the New Online MMORPG. i want my entire ship to malfunction because an alien laid an egg in the nacelles and then i want to fix it by raising the alien as my own and then tossing it into space. what鈥檚 so hard to understand.
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cocoawolf 2 days ago
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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going
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