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Sheila Bawar by Fernando Tomaz for Elle Brasil Magazine June 2025

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I feel like I once read that the stat 50% marriages end in divorce is because it’s the same people who keep getting divorced.

divorces georg, who has 10,000 bitch ex wives that took the kids, should not have been accounted for

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Oh so it's okay to judge people for their words and actions now?

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u ever wonder if ur associated with a character forever to someone else. like. when ur scrolling ur dash and u see a url u don't recognize and after going to their blog ur like ohhh this is the Character person. yeah ok i remember now.

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they should've kept this

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This game. This fucking game. I love this game so much. I sucked at it because I was like seven when I played it on my dads old Super NES system. I didn’t think anyone else knows about it at this point. I’ve been wanting to play it again for so long, I don’t know what happened to that system or our copy. If anybody out there sees this, if you know of an emulator or some way for me to play it again, please let me know, I doubt it’ll ever appear in Nintendos retro catalogues

Requested by @loveaxolotls

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it's a little complicated but i think physically disabled people have the right to struggle. to struggle visibly. to try and do something like put on their jacket, or climb up the stairs, or get out of their seat by themselves if they want to. the thing is naturally as a social animal we offer help to other people we see that need it. and that's not wrong. and sometimes disabled people who are struggling actually really need the help. so i'm not saying that it's wrong to offer disabled people help. but i think if that person decides they don't want that help and rejects it, you should respect that. even if it's annoying or scary to you to see someone struggle, as long as we have the capacity to fuck around and find out we should be allowed to as much as any other person

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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

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I was thinking

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jimmy and his 4 mouthwarshing coworkers

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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also re: that post i know this is everywhere but a lot of psych meds make you super susceptible to heat so if you take any kind of ssri/snri/antipsychotic you should really be super careful for heatstroke the next few days

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This episode had a backstage segment with John Cleese that went even harder on this gag and it was excellent

Muppet Fact #1468

Gonzo's limbs have the ability to stretch when put under extreme stress. This was demonstrated when he caught a cannon ball with his hands and his arms extended to great lengths as a result.

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The Muppet Show. Episode 223, "John Cleese." October 21, 1977.

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i feel like we dont point out that its christian doctrine that god thinks we all deserve to burn for eternity for the crime of being born and the only way he'd forgive us is if we completely and utterly devote our lives to him. what a fucking prick.

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Since I have a few of these finished up now I thought I should put the ghost and his roommate comics together in one place 👻 🐶

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9 / Part 10 / Part 11 / Part 12 / Part 13 / Part 14