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coconuts0317 · 5 years ago

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Truer words have never been spoken

#singlestruggles #dating sucks now #online dating fails #cunnilingus #send help

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coconuts0317 · 5 years ago

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Why do single people on apps ask you why YOU are single??? Like I don’t fuckin know it’s wild to me too, bro

#singlestruggles #dating sucks now #online dating fails #someone save me #single and ready to mingle

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coconuts0317 · 5 years ago

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Quarantine day 8179: I continue to take my birth control pills which has now only become a daily reminder that I am not having sex.

#singlestruggles #dating sucks now #covid2020 #covid 19 #jokes on me #over it #birth control #no real reason

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coconuts0317 · 5 years ago

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I kid you not. Today, a guy unmatched me on Hinge because I said I was willing to get sushi To Go.

#singlestruggles #online dating fails #dating sucks now #sushi #sushiaddict #feed me sushi #it’s rough out here

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coconuts0317 · 5 years ago

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Don’t know about you, but I’m over here just livin’ COVID-a loca

#covidmemes #covidー19 #covid2020 #singlestruggles #covidaloca

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coconuts0317 · 5 years ago

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Quarantine day 16: the most attention I have gotten from a man was today while on my run. Thank you, sir, for honking your horn at me. I’ve never felt more wanted

#notallheroswearcapes

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coconuts0317 · 5 years ago

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The directions told me it would make 6-9 pancakes, but I only yielded 3. And I’m drinking milk straight from the bottle. Quarantine rules are wild.

#i have no dates to talk about

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coconuts0317 · 5 years ago

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🍀 How I’m spending my 37th birthday 🍀

#socialdistancing #coronavirus #covid19 #celebrate myself #singlestruggles #no quaratine buddy

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coconuts0317 · 5 years ago

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Social distancing is just my typical Friday night cleverly disguised as public health awareness

#stay safe #responsible #singlestruggles #dating sucks now #coronavirus #dating myself #covid 19

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coconuts0317 · 5 years ago

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The only valentine I will be getting this year is a snap from Team Snapchat

#valentine #valentine’s day #still single #singlestruggles #dating sucks now #snapchat

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coconuts0317 · 5 years ago

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People are over here posting beautiful engagement/wedding/baby pics and I’m like, “look at this amazing avocado toast I just made”

#singlestruggles

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coconuts0317 · 5 years ago

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I just started watching this season of the bachelor - I have NEVER watched this show. And these girls... they are emotional train wrecks and he is just totally fine with it! NBD! And he is emotionally AVAILABLE - crying alllll the time. Like what the fuck is this? The upside down?

#the bachelor #i hate everything #emotionally stable #got my shit together #still single #dating sucks now

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coconuts0317 · 5 years ago

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If there’s one thing dating apps have done for me, it is that they have single-handedly brought my self esteem to an ultimate, new low

#onlytheuglyoneslikeme

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coconuts0317 · 5 years ago

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Just went out with the “he doesn’t realize he’s gay” guy

#winning

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coconuts0317 · 6 years ago

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Nothing like a good ol’ first date revelation...

Me: so, what brought you to Dallas?

Him: well I had a bad neck injury and got hooked on pills. So I decided to come here for a change. You can write for pills as a PA, yeah?

#firstdatenightmare #pillpopper #not sure he actually changed #it just keeps getting better #dating sucks now

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coconuts0317 · 6 years ago

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Nothing worse than a guy who’s got it all and then sucks at kissing

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coconuts0317 · 6 years ago

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Rolling into the 2020 dating scene like...

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