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dehydrated on the toilet listening to some Death Grips talking about making that decision Orangey Pee

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10,000 GIGAPOUND HEADBUTT ASSAULT

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id be such a social butterfly if i actually understood people like my friend does bc i can talk to people thats not the issue its just im the Acquaintance Maker most of the time and he like makes friends with everyone

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new favourite bit when im talking to myself is going 'its like the super bowl for *goes into ever more excruciating detail that makes it clear im referring to like 4 people*'

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daily affirmations

I am a vortex of Bullshit

I attract Toxicity

I attract Negative energy

Wealth and Success flee from me

Angelic guides Abandon me due to my Personality Disorder

My Higher Self is trapped inside of a Prism and being tortured by Demons

Powerful Forces are conspiring for my Downfall

My Crystal's are Busted

My Chakras are Spinning Backeards

My Pineal Gland is replaced.with a Deer Pellet

I suck Positive Vibes out of the Room and Replace them with Rancidity and Hatred

I attract Drama

My Children Hate me

Bugs Grow in my Whiote Girl Dreds

My Twin Flame left me for a Pleadiean Bitch with 6 Penise's

My OF is Failing

My SoundCloud is Shadowbanned

My Volkswagon Golf has a Catastrophic Oil Leak

I have Ozempic Face

I have Nothing

My life is Fucked

My life is Fucked

My life is Fucked

MY LIFE IS fucked.

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intense gamer posture while doing jigsaw puzzles on my browser

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i hate la with my guts and then some etc but oh my god i love its underground transit design. those caverns and those floor tiles and the metal and the downlights at the platform its sogoood

this is 7th street/metro center and it reminds me of a souped up canada water

and i love canada water but my god la's just has better vibes

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and honestly there has to be some end to the “men are taught not to express emotion” shit like have you ever met a man

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nobody posts Boil baby anymore..

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i actually hate video games so much i literally play 3 if were counting geoguessr and the ones i do play i do so almost exclusively on call with irls theres literally no reason for any more video games to be made