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hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

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earth greeting

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literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

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friend: how are you today?

me: im doing g--[remembers my friend is a rhythm game player and i should accommodate for that] perfect :-)

friend: :-)

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chikorita gets clowned on a lot for its shit stats and a movepool i would be hard-pressed to describe as "extant" but designwise it's really evocative. it begs the kind of questions that make pokemon so magical: what IF a lima bean was a small dog. what IF instead of a head it had like. a weird nub. with an anime face on it. what if it could throw a fistful of razors across the room

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I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

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when i remember that no amount of waiting will make me brave and no amount of fear will keep me safe

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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

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i beg to sniffer

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オレはこのとこ　ぱんなのです

I'm wearing a bread these days

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you either get it or you gont

Say that shit my brother

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corm

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Are you alive

Don’t ask me no personal shit like this

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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

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girls love him for his poor posture and pathetic demeanor