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coddlefish

don't you DARE take the name of texas in vain

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i’m turner! i'm a 31 y/o white gay cis male, so he/him! native texan, current minnesotan. happily married and polyamorous. ask for my ig, twitter, or snapchat!i spend most of my time on twitter or playing ffxiv (midgardsormr server, IGN: turner coddlefish, ranged main). icon by hawlucha!!

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coddlefish · 11 hours ago

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🧨 UH OH 💣 DONALD TRUMP 💼🍑 AND his 😜 used 😏 to be number 1️⃣ HOE 💃 ELON 💋 FUCK have broken 💔 up?! 😱 And Trump 🍔 is in the 🔥 EPSTEIN 🔎 FILES 📂?! Boy, OH boy, 🤡 that’s a JUICY 🍑 scandal 🍆 full of MESSY 💦 secrets 📜 and DIRTY 💩 laundry 🧺! Is it 🍌 true? Did Elon 🌪️ TURN 🍆 his back 👈 on the ORANGE KINGSIZE 🛏️ blanket?! 😳 I mean, 🍆 talk about a 💥 POWER COCK couple 🍑👬, but now it seems 🚨 they’ve plummeted 💥 faster than 🚀 a hooker’s 👄 dreams on Wall Street 🏦! 💸 The REAL reason 🤔 for their breakup? 🍆 ELON couldn't HANDLE 👐 Trump's BIGLY 🌪️ ego 💥 and his need 🍆 for constant attention 👀😩, like a desperate DADDY in a DUMPSTER 💼 full of HOES! 😏💦 SHOCKER! 😵 It’s only a matter of time ⏳ before 🍑 Trump releases his NEXT LIMITED EDITION 💥 SEX TAPE 💋 with the REAL 😈 Epstein files 📚! 🤫 GET READY for the COCKtale of the century 💦 because it’s gon' be MORE SPICY 🌶️ than a chili 🍲 pepper in 🥵 a hot tub! 🍆💦💋

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coddlefish · 23 hours ago

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