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“jesus died for you” well i didn’t ask him to do that and my therapist says i am not responsible for other peoples actions
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Another day of feeling like a failure
Yet I persevere
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occasional posts from users
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There should be a different 'We' that specifically excludes 'You'. It would add a clear 'you're not invited' subtext. Just a way to subtly and grammatically set some boundaries.
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I wish
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Knowledge is empowering
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let’s hear it for the world’s smallest whale (the vaquita) you guys!!
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pick one you bald genderless idiot
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I have a key to a shared attic, but there is no way up, no way up, only down down down
Even though the roof is perfectly flat and not that high.
now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck
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the WOKE LEFT are trying to turn HERMIT CRABS into THEYMIT CRABS
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No that's not true *blushes*
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No sticks?
keep liking my posts and we gonna end up in a mossy forest picking out cool rocks together
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Not Karl..
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Do you require assistance, my liege?
(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?
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Do you require assistance, my liege?
(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?
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crying
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My nickname in highschool was cod.
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Sexting (whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
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