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Sometimes I wish just to live in this frame of Pride and Prejudice.

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

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shout out to my fave under-appreciated unbreakable transgender hero

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Lotta dudes don't even like women they just want other men to think women like them.

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Plants 🌱

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this is what i mean when i type 👀 btw

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They fucking killed a gnome in my yard

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if tumblr explodes you can address a letter to my url and place it in any hollow log. to be clear i will not receive it. but it is an action you can take

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