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Main characters:

Humans:

Ryuki

Sakura (Sacchan)

Enya

Kaito

Sayuki

Jiro

Kaiju:

Godzilla

Rodan

Anguiras

Robots:

Jet jaguar

Notes:

Sacchan is Ryuki’s little sister

Ryuki, Enya, and Kaito are the main trio and are basically in charge of relocating Kaiju to monster island,

Ryuki and Sayuki are in a relationship

Enya despite not having any attraction to him enjoys flustering Kaito

Jiro is the sine of Dr Daisuke Serizawa and is the Director of G force,

Ryuki, Enya, and Kaito are implanted with cells from Godzilla, Rodan, and Anguiras respectively.

Ryuki and Sacchan are orphans

Ryuki and Sacchan’s father Built Jet Jaguar

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*more of Nick sleep talking ft. Adrian*

Nick: List a cow

Adrian: What?

Nick: (indignant) List a COW!

Adrian: what are you talking about?

Nick: (still indignant) You know, like, 1 cow, 2 cow

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Nick: If my pants have two holes in them, why are three parts of me tired?

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Nick: *accidentally punched Adrian in the face*

Adrian: OW, what the hell?

Nick: .... I was fighting Danny DeVito..

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Nick: Quiet you illiterate Canadian!

Adrian: *visible confusion*

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Nick: I feel like a raw chicken breast. All rubbery.

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Nick: let me relax you *pokes Adrian in the eye*

Adrian: ow, wtf!

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Nick: can you put with alarm on bane?

Adrian: On What?

Nick: BANE

Adrian: What is that?

Nick: Just put it on Bane

Adrian: Whats bane? Spell it

Nick: B A N E

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*Nick sleep texting his mother*

Nick: Andniklz hook a lot better

Nikki: Huh?

Nick: Higher quality tobacco

Nikki: Do you see who you're texting

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Nick: Are you gay

Nikki: ??

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Nick: Myeah

Nikki: What

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Nick: THERES A FUCKING CAT IN THE GARAGE

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Nick: The cheezit man has become a member of the government of New Zealand

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Nick: have you guys seen my glass balls they were in a a big box

Nikki: wtf are glass balls?

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Nick: if humans stop drooling

Nick: spiders frogs and slugs wouldn't be a thing

Nick: gn

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Nick: is oklahoma really the middle

Nick: dj much dust

Nikki: what are we talking about?

Nick: grape of death

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Chris: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.

Tori: Why not?

Chris: Because I don't know what they mean.

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Ann: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Max: Nina is the scariest thing I could think of!

Nina: same here.

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Deejay: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

Max: ...What???

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*in school*

Nina: Good. Thanks, dad.

Reese: You just called Mr.Abrams“dad”. You just said “thanks, dad.”

Nina: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”.

Mr.Abrams: Do you see me as a father figure, Nina?

Nina: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me.

Chris: Hey! Show your father some respect!

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*during a field trip*

Nina, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!

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Ann: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Tori: Can't relate.

Cyrus: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

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Nina: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

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Cyrus: Made you all playlists!

Cyrus: Nina, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.

Cyrus: Tori, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.

Cyrus: And Regan has the ABBA Gold album.

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Nina: As your best friend—

Regan: Reese is my best friend.

Nina, holding a knife: As your best friend—

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Essen: sorry, i sneezed and liked all of your pictures

Leonia: And commented "damn mommy" on all of them?

Essen: i-

Essen: i have the flu.

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Chris: What do people in relationships even do?

Nina: Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy.

Chris: Okay. Didn't ask.

Cyrus: Asks question

Cyrus: "Didn't ask"

Chris: Thanks for the play by play, Captain Fuck.

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*when Stacey and Blake first started dating*

Stacey, *drunk*: Why do all the evil scientists end up creating superheroes?

Blake: What are you on about honey?

Stacey: You’re so pretty

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*before Philip and Nikki where married*

Philip: Hey Nik, can I ask you a question

Nikki: Sure, as long as it’s not “will you marry me”

Philip: ���

Nikki: Oh my god it is “will you marry me”

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Stacy: What do you call a cow without legs?

Blake: Dead.

Stacy: I was gonna say ground beef, but that works too.