coffee-and-cake
coffee-and-cake
I'm Losing My Mind
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|22|pan|She/He/They| Man Fuck it when im in a new fandom yall will know. im tired of changing my discription. im now an any kind of fandom blog because i refuse to run more then one. when i post it will be mostly headcannons, theories, prompts, and random shit i think after drinking coffee at midnight. Yall just gonna have to live with that.
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coffee-and-cake · 49 minutes ago
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fighting over food (guess who stole it)
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coffee-and-cake · 14 hours ago
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“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).
let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.
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coffee-and-cake · 14 hours ago
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what if the new pope is problematic :/
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coffee-and-cake · 14 hours ago
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Little roller
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coffee-and-cake · 14 hours ago
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i dont care if youre proship or antiship. if you actively harass children, wish them death, call them pedophiles etc then youre a sick individual. i hope you know that.
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coffee-and-cake · 14 hours ago
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Baby Primes AU Intro Post
Set after the events of Transformers One, the Matrix has done more than make a new Prime. It's brought back the old ones too.
(Yes I finally got around to reworking and planning this (somewhat))
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I'll be making intros for other main players in this AU and elaborating on the little Primes as I go along. For now, enjoy the beans.
[Part 2] WIP
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coffee-and-cake · 22 hours ago
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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital
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coffee-and-cake · 1 day ago
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I will say I like the allspark turning bee into a sparkling just cause you could go pretty into the horror side of things a lot quicker
Like imagine bee gets turned but bee still has most of his memories he just has a bit of sparkling brain and the boy he latches onto is Optimus.
Optimus ends up becoming super doting and protective of bee and shockwave would see that through the multiple cameras he has hidden around the autobot base. The rage that boils under shockwaves playing at seeing HIS sparkling being cooed at by some washed up prime!? Forget the mission he was heading to earth and dealing with this right now.
Shockwave uses the Longarm disguise to worm his way into the base and immediately scoops Bee up stating that he needs to take the sparkling back to his ship to check if the allspark hadn’t ‘negatively affected’ him.
But Optimus is already super suspicious of Longarm. Him showing up like this is almost too convenient. He tries to gently take Bee back and tell Longarm that it was unnecessary. An act that doesn’t end well as Longarm would react very… violently towards Optimus for trying to take away his sparkling.
Poor bumblebee would terrified and cry for Optimus constantly making shockwave angrier. (I like being evil)
LONGARM AND OPTIMUS BEEF LESSGOOO!!!
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honestly, i really like the idea of optimus and longarm(shockwave) having a more "personal" antagonism towards each other lollll. i wanna see them throw hands.
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coffee-and-cake · 2 days ago
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looking forward to the next installments
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coffee-and-cake · 2 days ago
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I found this cat image in my phone and I can't explain it, but i HAD to draw this little guy.
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coffee-and-cake · 2 days ago
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:')
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coffee-and-cake · 2 days ago
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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
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coffee-and-cake · 2 days ago
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Chromedome this is your man...? 🤕
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coffee-and-cake · 2 days ago
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coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage
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coffee-and-cake · 3 days ago
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This AU belongs to @madamadamiu !
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coffee-and-cake · 3 days ago
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“To have and to hold, in sickness, and in health”
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coffee-and-cake · 3 days ago
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Orion swap
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