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Not really. I've got stuff to do. The new Mario Kart just came out.

What the hell did I wake up to?

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we sneer at each other and say goodbye

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Don’t be ridiculous. Cait’s the one who wants to sleep with Lily.

What the hell did I wake up to?

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i feel so sigma and awwwwwww awwwwwwww awwwww

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“DAAD!!! 👋👋👋 HI DAD!!! 👋👋👋 DAD!! 👋 DAD PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! 👋 DAAAAAD!! 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋”

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Instead of trying to manage two Bagels why don't you try a sausage breakfast sandwich?

I do like a good breakfast sandwich. McGriddles are real game changers. Pancakes, sausage, eggs, AND cheese? Humanity doesn’t need to progress any further.

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Aaaaaaalllllllllfreeeeeeeddddddddddddddddd

Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis. What?

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Alfred goes as stiff as a board, much like a deer caught in a trap. He tries to subtly wipe the kiss off his cheek. “Have you been hanging around the Western Europeans again?”

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"Say Alfred..... We're friends, yes?" He asks with a grin, leaning in far too close

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“I don’t think she has any interest in renegotiating boundaries. And her aim has only improved since then.”

"Oh, you mean Lily? Yeah we did try to discuss boundaries with her once before. She shot me off a wall."

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Arthur looks at Alfred all the time and thinks “Who the hell raised this kid?” and then he thinks “Oh, right… Whoops.”

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What a cutie!

heres the Og:

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America request! drufuuuuuu or wtver is vocal stim is

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[dramatically clutches chest, staggers to the ground]

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Simp behavior

You're just jealous that you don't have a hot husband

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I found this interaction and it reminded me of Alfred so cue me at 5am making a poorly made edit of it.

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Listen, Matt. One of us had to be the hot twin. And we both know it was never going to be you.

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Simp behavior

You're just jealous that you don't have a hot husband

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"Oh, you mean Lily? Yeah we did try to discuss boundaries with her once before. She shot me off a wall."

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He puts his hand on his shoulder. "I see what you're doing. And I applaud you for it. But have you taken the time to sit down and talk about boundaries yet?"

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"Ack!" Alfred awkwardly stumbles into the frame, off-balance by Ivan's yanking. Somehow, his photogenic trademark American Smile still shows up.

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"Say Alfred..... We're friends, yes?" He asks with a grin, leaning in far too close