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three years later….. hey…. how yall doin. did anyone else forget about this account or was it just me

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saiki kusuuoooooooooooooooooo

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I used to have a 4.0 gpa and good study habits then boom minecraft

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My worm name is also long disaster which i guess is fitting 🤔💔

checks watch

WORM TIME

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Fair Dates with Saiki K boys <3

Here are some crumbs 🤲

Kaido

He’d start off by making you go on allll the rides, well the non scary ones...His favorite ride would probably be the spinning teacups. You guys would spend tons of change at the arcade while kaido tries winning as many plushies and prizes as he can for you. In the evening y’all would get funnel cakes and other food and watch the sunset together on the Ferris wheel.

Aren

You guys would start off at the game booths after getting some cotton candy and popcorn. He’d definitely be able to get you a big prize at the booths. Next you’d stop by the haunted house where Aren ends up scaring a bunch of children and even some adults 💀 He would hold your hand throughout all the scary rides and helping you walk if you’re shaky afterwards. You guys would end the night at his house watching movies and cuddling.

Saiki

Let’s be honest saiki wouldn’t love the idea of a fair date but he loves you so he’d do it for you. He’s very chill on the rides while you’re next to him screaming and enjoying yourself. He’d argue that he can literally fly you places but he would still enjoy seeing your reactions on the rides. He’d be able to win you every single prize you wanted from the booths and arcade and you’d be going with with your arms full. You guys probably wouldn’t stay at the fair too long as saiki would probably wanna ditch and go to a pastry shop instead. He’d order coffee jerky of course and you’d get your favorite dessert and tea. Yall would finish the night in his room just enjoying each other’s company.

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Guys there’s actually something in my drafts for once wow 😦 is this what it’s like to run an active blog? I wouldn’t know <\3

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Hey y’all just got my mf power and heating back after three days how are y’all 😅😅

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I barely talk to anyone but yes <3

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Might fuck around and delete everything I’ve ever written 😩😩 🤔 anyways look at this

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you’re such a lovely writer 💞💞🥺

Oh god 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️ thank you,,,,,,, I try to write things I hope people will like but I’m never sure 💖💖 I haven’t been posting as much but I WILL SOON :)

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hi! i just wanted to ask if you write for any of the other saiki characters so i can request some stuff ☺️

Hello! Yes I do write for other characters, mainly saiki tho bc I feel like I understand his character a bit more but if you do want to see me write for other characters just send me an ask 🥰

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I’m almost eighteen and I literally still act like a child 💔💔💔

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I have a crippling addiction to minecraft 💔 anyways who wants to play bedwars with me 😎🤟

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My mom keeps trying to have a deep conversation with me and I just keep spamming her with twitch emotes <\3

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I’m so whipped for him yall 😔✋

Art creds: @jennart94 on Instagram

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Y’all- If I was a bit more extroverted I’d have the same personality type as akechi 😐 idk how to feel about this.....

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That makes sense 😁😁 im rlly cool guys just letting u know 😌

I keep getting followers while doing noting 😭😭 tyy all ilyy 💖💖💖😩