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riddle me this batman how is it that every woman i meet has a boyfriend but every man i know is single
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I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.
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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
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Pigeon Sculpture by Paul Sloan
(Rundle Mall, Adelaide, Australia)
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Betty Netch from The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
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Kitten from Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous
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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days
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Mammoth Gordon Ramsay: Oh, fuck me, you've just thrown a spear into my side. And another! This is fucking ridiculous. Hurts all the more knowing you're going to overcook me too
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While it was a longshot, I do appreciate that Gimli did try chopping the Ring up with an axe first. It was worth a shot, and they'd have all felt like bloody idiots if they took the Ring all the way to Mordor only to find out it could have been chopped up by an axe all along.
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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a character who isn't used to being cared for or treated kindly being gently and tenderly cared for for the first time in years or maybe ever. save me
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