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HONK HONK, MOTHERFUCKERS.

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harry potter and septimus heap, sister.

And I’m going to assume you’ve read the Harry Potter series? 

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whale dongs be motherfucking huge. rip the sun apart, yeah.

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Is it, a bad sign, that the first thing I thought of upon seeing the words ‘sacred dong of the ocean,’ was pokemon?

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“fuck the sun with the sacred dong of the oceans.“

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fuck the sun with the sacred dong of the oceans.

fuck the sun.

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time to make some omelettes and fried rice.

FUCK THE SUN.

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hotmomblr replied to your post:FUCK THE SUN.

petition to fight teh sun

fuck the sun.

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==> You’re half tempted to just strip down but noooo, customer service demands some motherfucking decency.

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FUCK THE SUN.

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if a brother really gotta choose, he be preferring dark fantasy mystical bullshit.

If you tell me what you like, I could always make recommendations. 

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enlightenedlalonde replied to your post:fuck summer. fuck the sun.

Excuse you.

a brother is excused. thanks, sister.

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a sister can be calling a brother gamzee and it ain’t no question as to the motherfucking pronoun. ain’t be reading much unfortunately.

Congratulations. You fifteen lucky followers get a greeting post as I try to get back into the swing of things here. 

I’m Rose Lalonde, as is likely obvious. Name, pronouns, and favorite book, please. 

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fuck summer. fuck the sun.

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what up, motherfucker.

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meh.

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