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follow me... for adventure and wonder
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twitter conservatives are such sauceless dweebs these days that they have no clue that they should never try to start shit with a veteran forum poster. you cannot hope to flame him, this man was forged in the fires of Niðavellir
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good god theyre giving the weevils adderall
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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
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awesome ‼️
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If I got ahold of Joe Biden's phone I would put he/they in his Twitter bio then turn it off
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the only thing in our new apartment so far
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this stupid little beaver bitch
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Fucking hate pet rent. You want my cat to pay rent? She is a cat. Cats don’t have jobs. Idiot.
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The squeak is coming from inside the mouse.
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Smeeking on my flower
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i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real
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