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DC comics really wants to thread the line between “Batman is an urban legend” and “Batman is the world-famous founder of the Justice League” so like what if they did both

Batman is an urban legend and nobody believes he really exists, except he also founded the Justice League and they all talk about him all the time. He never shows up to any of their events and he’s never caught on camera, so the news comes to the completely reasonable conclusion that the entire Justice League has an imaginary friend.

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A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand angle references.

By Shadowcross on DA.

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Insane information

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You guys don’t get it actually Jaidenchu might be my Roman Empire like fuck. That one single time qNiki tried to compliment qJaiden forever altered my brain chemistry. What if you were a cat and you were in love with a bird. And the bird didn’t even look your way and you knew if you got too close it would fly away. What if you almost envied the bird’s freedom. But you’re just a cat, watching the bird from the window. And one day you look out the window and the bird is gone, never to return. What then

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☀️Our oasis

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no clue if this has been made before, i just needed to get it out of my system

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nothing in it for me except a heart that's lazy

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That one time QSMP wanted the community to make movie posters for Movie Night

(Poster reference is Midsommar)

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Hey I've been observing from afar through your reaction blogging, I haven't been in mcyt as much since the dsmp ended but I still care about a lot of the people in the mcyt circle and I'm interested in what goes on - care to give a rundown of what happened at this twitch rivals thing everyone keeps talking about? (no pressure only if you want to) Aside from the fact I'm sure it was terribly run like most twitch rival events are, but it sounds like there was more to it than that

okay so. i am going to be missing quite a few details because i missed a day myself + my streamer could not care less, so i heavily encourage others to add on stuff i missed

this was a multi-day competition, running for 5 days with prize rewards from 1k to 100k. it started with i think 150 players, with select numbers of people getting eliminated each round. day 1-2 are fairly normal, at least for twitch rivals. of all the games that got played through the whole event, i'd say like 1 was actually good, and maybe 2 were decent, at best. most are bad, poorly-executed, poorly thought out, or just boring in terms of both player enjoy-ability and content creation.

DAY 3 EDIT:

now, sapnap's been sapnap for this entire event already. obnoxious, a bad sport, but most notably, playing DMCA'd songs. the event ran on proximity chat, so while he was unmuted, everyone around him would also be subject to said songs, which could mute vods at worst and terminate accounts at best. most people are fed up with him at this point. while everyone's trying to come up with solutions for the glitch, sapnap spams the discord with useless shit. couriway calls him out in the discord, calling him annoying and obnoxious, then later calling him a cunt in twitch chat. sapnap uses couriway and feinberg's name in his stream title for clickbait and talks shit about them + their friends (hbg/house builder gang). he also makes some weird comment asking if couri is homophobic because sap was talking about having skeppy's dick in his mouth?? or something?? i'm unsure exactly how day 3's issue of the glitch resolved.

day 4 is also your average experience with your usual range of average to horribly painful games. sapnap continues to be a bitch and not take responsibility for his stans attacking anyone in sight, but what else is new

day 5 is. bad. the game set for deciding the final competitors can be cheesed (if you let someone else do all the work, you can punch them in the last second and steal their win) and eliminates like 20 people at once. on top of that, a glitch happens that leaves the server on standby for at least 30 minutes while admins decide what to do. firebreathman sends a picture of a bare naked ass in the discord. someone else sends a photo of their debit card. streamers entertain themselves in various ways, including growing a cactus (fulham), playing osu (purpled), collecting other people's streams for their overlay (fruitberries), playing slime rancher (badboyhalo), and building real-life furniture (couriway). tubbo (who was already eliminated at this point) starts jumping between streams and asking in chat for the tea. the game is eventually replayed, deciding the final 4 players, but it's just as broken and at that point, no one wants to be there anymore. it's revealed through multiple streamers (purpled, i believe also feinberg) that twitch rivals games are not tested before being ran. the only testing done was a stress test to see if the server could handle all original 150-some players. this explains why the games are so bad and poorly organized (some games take over an hour, others barely 30 minutes).

the final four are sapnap, shadoune, sneegsnag, and i think feinberg. it's the most anticlimatic game of connect 4 you can imagine. sneeg eliminates sapnap, and shadoune eliminates fein. notably, fein's game glitches during a throw, which despite being obviously a glitch, the coordinators brush off as being "part of the game". fein and multiple other streamers spend time analyzing every pov frame by frame and all agree that yeah, that was a glitch. shadoune and sneeg are left for the finals. they come to an agreement that this is stupid and a horrible event. tired of this bullshit, they purposefully stall the games and run a podcast for approximately 2 hours, forcing the coordinators to bend to their commands hunger games-style. essentially since the first glitch of the day people were begging twitch to just split the money, something that wouldn't be easy according to tubbo, because everything is pre-signed and delegated before the event. sneeg and shadoune give no fucks, and force the coordinators to split the money anyway, winning the day through the power of friendship. i cannot stress enough how no one wanted to fucking be there by the end of all this.

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Hey, guys! Be careful with the information that this individual is spreading on twitter.com :D They seem hateful and disrespectful. Not only that but they've also been doxxing some of the other admins. So yeah, another day...another shitstorm. My realest thoughts below ⬇️

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Hello! I’m not sure if you can help with this but I’m putting it out there. An account on Twitter who is an “ex QSMP admin” is threatening to leak other ex QSMP admins personal information. They have leaked some stuff about Pomme and Dappers admins before. I was wondering if you can help report the account? It’s @03carrots

Oh it’s the same account who was saying that everything Lea was saying was nothing but lies (if I’m not wrong it was wayyyy back in like early-mid march ?). They deleted the tweets after being asked to prove by any means that they were a qsmp admin.

Didn’t know they were also the ones that leaked stuff on Lumi and Shade but yikes. (Never have been able to find info about the dappleduo dox, and thank god cause it means it was at least quickly erased).

Had them blocked for a while, would encourage others to do the same and report as well.

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🍿@/PuellaLinguae, aka Pepito’s OG admin, shared their experience working for Qstudios as well as some insights for Pepito’s character.

English version of the doc :

Link to their profile :

They have also shared german/french/spanish translations of their letter, which you can read on their profile if any of these are your preferred language :)

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No idea what's happening on the QSMP, but we did get Bagina love confessions+marriage promises!!

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Fun fact! Did you know that there was a Tubbo vs Central Control boss battle in the works for QSMP Tubbo's lore? Here are some sketches I made of the model! Follow up to the fun fact, @\PancksN (Agent 18) was going to be the one fighting as Central Control!

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bagi: you take care of yourself <bird!jaiden>, empanada would've loved to meet you. :)

and if i cry???????????????? the blue bird never left bagi's side until she found the waypoint