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in honor of the tomatoes I just planted out back 🍅

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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

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There is literally no circumstance where I support age verification to access a website. As I've said before I'm very much the "there's nuance here" person on almost everything but on this issue there's no nuance for me, it's awful and horrible in and of itself and it also sets an awful and horrible precedent

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"What do you hear in my song?"

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“I’ll need two days to grow back my right arm.”

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The idea of listening to no black music is bizarre to me. Even if it's not rap like no earth wind and fire? No reggae? No moonstomp? No ska? No classic jazz? No R and B? No disco??? No skindred? No jungle? No even like metal bands with a few black members? No gospel? Not even stuff like alors en dance? No blues music? No mo town? No jazz of any kind? No big band? No soul music? Not even a little James Brown?

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rb to make a biological essentialist mad <3

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lets All lock in starting Right Now

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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shoutout to all the fat bitches whose fat distributes unevenly, shout out to the fat bitches with stretchmarks and cellulite and major fucking shoutout to fat bitches who are breathing heavy asf rn i see you i know you i love you

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DO I SEEM ANXIOUS TO YOU?

DO I SEEM BACKED INTO A CORNER?

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this is by far the funniest jigsaw_quotes post i genuinely cannot stop thinking about the sight of like, jigsaw opening his wallet in the checkout line at the Death Trap Lowe’s and he has like two pennies and a dime in there. and he just sighs

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this is by far the funniest jigsaw_quotes post i genuinely cannot stop thinking about the sight of like, jigsaw opening his wallet in the checkout line at the Death Trap Lowe’s and he has like two pennies and a dime in there. and he just sighs