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Shakespeare Insults

1-“A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.”

All’s Well That Ends Well (Act 3, Scene 6)

2. “Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish!”

Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4)

3. “Away, you three-inch fool! “

The Taming of the Shrew (Act 4, Scene 1)

4. “Come, come, you froward and unable worms!”

The Taming Of The Shrew (Act 5, Scene 2)

5. “Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear, Thou lily-liver’d boy.”

Macbeth (Act 5, Scene 3)

6. “His wit’s as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard.”

Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2, Scene 4)

7. “I am pigeon-liver’d and lack gall.”

Hamlet (Act 2, Scene 2) Read more Hamlet quotes

8. “I am sick when I do look on thee “

A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Act 2, Scene 1)

9. “I must tell you friendly in your ear, sell when you can, you are not for all markets.”

As You Like It (Act 3 Scene 5)

10. “If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them.”

Hamlet (Act 3, Scene 1)

11. “I’ll beat thee, but I would infect my hands.”

Timon of Athens (Act 4, Scene 3)

12. “I scorn you, scurvy companion. “

Henry IV Part II (Act 2, Scene 4)

13. “Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.”

All’s Well That Ends Well (Act 2, Scene 3)

14. “More of your conversation would infect my brain.”

Coriolanus (Act 2, Scene 1)

15. “My wife’s a hobby horse!”

The Winter’s Tale (Act 2, Scene 1)

16. “Peace, ye fat guts!”

Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 2)

17. “Aroint thee: go away, rump-fed runion: slut”

Macbeth (Act 1 Scene 3)

18. “The rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended nostril”

The Merry Wives of Windsor (Act 3, Scene 5)

19. “The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.”

The Comedy of Errors (Act 5, Scene 4)

20. “There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.”

Henry IV Part 1 (Act 3, Scene 3)

21. “Thine forward voice, now, is to speak well of thine friend; thine backward voice is to utter foul speeches and to detract.”

The Tempest (Act 2, Scene 2)

22. “That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?”

Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4)

23. “Thine face is not worth sunburning.”

Henry V (Act 5, Scene 2)

24. “This woman’s an easy glove, my lord, she goes off and on at pleasure.”

All’s Well That Ends Well (Act 5, Scene 3)

25. “Thou art a boil, a plague sore”

King Lear (Act 2, Scene 2)

26. “Was the Duke a flesh-monger, a fool and a coward?”

Measure For Measure (Act 5, Scene 1)

27. “Thou art as fat as butter.”

Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4)

28. “Here is the babe, as loathsome as a toad.”

Titus Andronicus (Act 4, Scene 3)

29. “Like the toad; ugly and venomous.”

As You Like It (Act 2, Scene 1`)

30. “Thou art unfit for any place but hell.”

Richard III (Act 1 Scene 2)

31. “Thou cream faced loon”

Macbeth (Act 5, Scene 3)

32. “Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!”

Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4 )

33. “Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat.”

Henry V (Act 4, Scene 4)

34. “Thou elvish-mark’d, abortive, rooting hog!”

Richard III (Act 1, Scene 3 )

35. “Thou leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!”

Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4)

36. “Thou lump of foul deformity”

Richard III (Act 1, Scene 2)

37. “That poisonous bunch-back’d toad!”

Richard III (Act 1, Scene 3)

38. “Thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows “

Troilus and Cressida (Act 2, Scene 1)

39. “Thou subtle, perjur’d, false, disloyal man!”

The Two Gentlemen of Verona (Act 4, Scene 2)

40. “Thou whoreson zed , thou unnecessary letter!”

King Lear (Act 2, Scene 2 )

41. “Thy sin’s not accidental, but a trade.”

Measure For Measure (Act 3, Scene 1)

42. “Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile.”

Cymbeline (Act 3, Scene 4)

43. “Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon”

Timon of Athens (Act 4, Scene 3)

44. “Would thou wouldst burst!”

Timon of Athens (Act 4, Scene 3)

45. “You poor, base, rascally, cheating lack-linen mate! “

Henry IV Part II (Act 2, Scene 4)

46. “You are as a candle, the better burnt out.”

Henry IV Part 2 (Act 1, Scene 2)

47. “You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!”

Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2, Scene 1)

48. “You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, you bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!”

Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4)

49. “Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage.”

As You Like It (Act 2, Scene 7)

50. “Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.”

All’s Well That Ends Well (Act 1, Scene 1)

51. “Villain, I have done thy mother”

Titus Andronicus (Act 4, Scene 2)

52. “Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell”

Othello (Act 4, Scene 2)

53. “Out of my sight! Thou dost infect mine eyes.”

Richard III (Act 1, Scene 2)

54. “No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip, she is spherical, like a globe; I could find countries in her.”

The Comedy of Errors (Act 3, Scene 2)

55. “You have such a February face, So full of frost, of storm, and cloudiness.”

Much Ado About Nothing (Act 5, Scene 4)

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Dark Academia Songs

If I accidentally put one song more than once, please tell me.

•Take me to church-Hozier

•Saint bernard-Lincoln

•Achilles come down-Gang of youths

•Ophelia-The lumineers

•The takes-Taylor Swift

•Body-Mother mother

•505-Arctic monkeys

•Dorians Theme-Charlie moles

•Afraid-The Neighborhood

•The unwanted animal-The amazing devil

•Sex with a ghost-Teddy hyde

•The Cult of Dionysus-The Orion Express

•La Mer-Claude Debussy

•Dr Mabuse-Propaganda

•Dreams-the Cranberries

•Yellow-Coldplay

•Cloudbusting-Kate Bush

•Breakout-Swing Out Sister

•Theme-Bioshock 1

•Pruit Igoe-Phillip Glass

•Goodnight Socialite-The Brobecks

•Cape Town-The Young Veins

•Killer Queen-Queen

•Bohemian Rhapsody-Queen

•Your Woman-White Town

•Tom's Diner-Suzanne Vega

•For the Damaged Coda-Blonde Redhead

•I Want to Feel Alive-Lighthouse and the Whaler

•Feed the Machine-Poor Mans Poison

•Ann Wants to Dance-Papooz

•Charlemagne - Blossoms

•Dinner and Diatribes - Hozier

•Arsonist’s Lullaby - Hozier

•The Bad List - Z Berg and Ryan Ross

•Black Balloon - The Kills

•Jenny Of Oldstones - Florence and The Machine

•What The Water Gave Me - Florence and The Machine

•The Night We Met - Lord Huron

•O Death - Jen Titus

•From Finner - Of Monsters And Men

•Your Bones - Of Monsters And Men

•All The King’s Men - The Rigs

•Soldier, Poet, King - The Oh Hellos

•Sweet Ophelia - Zella Day

•Drawn To The Blood - Sufjan Stevens

•Mystery Of Love - Sufjan Stevens

•For Everything A Reason - Carina Round

•nebraska - low hum

•nuclear - mike oldfield

•imagine siblings - no buses

•change (in the house of flies) - deftones

•Not your kind of people - garbage

•Black sheep - metric

•Every planet we reach is dead - gorillaz

•Dance little liar - arctic monkeys

•Eighth wonder - lemon demon

•First six months of love - michelle gurevich

•Up to no good - the hoosiers

•better than me - the brobecks

•Burning pile - mother mother

•razzmatazz - idkhbtfm

•knee socks - arctic monkeys

•the key to life on earth - declan mckenna

•pumped up kicks - foster the people

•soda - nothing but thieves

•take a slice - glass animals

•secret door - arctic monkeys

•arms tonite - mother mother

•Leave me alone - idkhbtfm

•cold cold cold - cage the elephant

•body - mother mother

•out of my league - fitz and the tantrums

•alright aphrodite - peach pit

•in circles - darren korb ft. ashley barret

•bleed magic - idkhbtfm

•a good song never dies - saint motel

•dead inside - younger hunger

•i can't handle change - roar

•silvertongue - young the giant

•oh ana - mother mother

•choke - idkhbtfm

•witches - alice phoebe lou

•old yellow bricks - arctic monkeys

•honey whiskey - nothing but thieves

•sofia - clairo

•pleaser - wallows

•the fall - half alive

•the cult of dionysus - the orion experience

•fluorescent adolescent - arctic monkeys

•i'm not okay - weathers

•happy together - gerard way ft. ray toro

•social climb - idkhbtfm

•marceline the vampire - steppes

•do it all the time - idkhbtfm

•animal - sir chloe

•christmas kids - roar

•chandelier - will paquin

•jealous - eyedress

Please feel free to recommend more DA related songs and I'll add them on to this list.

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My kin list

NOT IN ORDER!

-Will graham

-Sherlock Holmes

-Hannibal Lecter

-Jason Dean

-Nagito Komeada

-Draco Malfoy

Please feel free to refer to me as any of these character, that would make me very happy. :>

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Dark academic hobbies

Sports- -Rowing -Fencing -Tennis -Badmiton -Cricket -Rugby -Golf -Swimming -Polo -Skiing -Water Polo -Equestrian -Ice skating -Running/Track -Boxing -Javelin -Archery -Ballet -Pool

Games- -Chess -Croquet -Backgammon -Checkers -Cards -Cluedo -Scrabble

Video games- -The last door -Dishonered -Bloodborne -Bully -Hitman -Laters of Fear -Walden, a game -Twisted Wonderland -Cube Escape series -Fran Bow -American McGee's Alice and Alice: Madness Returns -Little Misfortune -What Never Was -Fire Emblem: Three Houses -The Room VR: A Dark Matter -1917: The Prologue -Alter Ego -The Metamorphosis

Crafts -Knitting -Crocheting -Weaving -Lacemaking -Gardening -Art -Pottery -Cooking -Sewing -Calligraphy -Painting -Needlepoint -Book binding -Paper making -Writing -Embroidery -Calligraphy

School clubs- -Debate -Theater -Band -Literature

MISC- -Researching -Daydreaming -Reading -Dressing up -Learn a language -Play an instrument -Watch an old movie -Write a letter -Press flowers -Cook -Make mood boards -Baking -Writing poetry

REMEMBER!! You don’t need to do these, choose what you want to do. This is just a list of hobbies that I consider dark academic. Also feel free to add more onto the list. Source-https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Academia#Sports

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Dark academia decor

-Books everywhere, on tables, in stacks, the floor (make sure to not trip), etc.

-Dark furniture, dark bed frame, dark desk, dark chairs, etc.

-Antiques, the more antiquated, the better. Old mirror, old books, etc.

-Candles, (don't burn the place down though)

-Things on walls. Poetry, passages, pictures of anatomy, postcards, etc. Make it chaotic, yet aesthetic.

-Also make sure to have a certain colour palette. Darker, earthy tones are good. (Emerald green, Beige, brown, black, etc.)

-Have some shelves for books, mugs and such.

-Base the material around wood. Or what looks like wood.

-Arrange your books and organize it.

-Have some skulls and bones around.

-Have mirrors around.

-Trunks are also a good thing.

-Dark curtains are also a must have (Not actually but you know.)

-Have random trinkets on shelves, desks and such like empty perfume bottles, vases with flowers, books, and more.

-Framed things, such as drawings, photos, etc. (Extra points if its gold.) -Record players, vintage typewriters, old cameras and such are good dark academia related things to keep around.

-Instrument (if you play one.)

-White bed sheets go well with dark furnishing.

-Random coffee stains that you accidently spilled but never cared to clean up properly (don't make coffee just to pour it in random places lol.)

-An ash trey (even if you don't smoke, it still looks cool to have one around).

-Scattered papers with black, smeared ink.

-Clothes scattered on chairs and the floor.

Feel free to add more things, I may edit this and add more things over time.

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What is dark academia?

Dark academia is an aesthetic that revolves around classic literature, the pursuit of self-discovery, and a general passion for knowledge and learning. It is one of several variations, each with a unique historical focus. Dark Academia's best-known visual variations stem primarily from European cultures.

i-While this aesthetic is not inherently negative, it has come under scrutiny as of late due to its seeming encouragement of classist attitudes (menial work being 'inferior' to mental work) and unhealthy behavior (sacrificing sleep, relationships, mental health, and personal care for study). If you are interested in this aesthetic, please be sure to embrace the positive aspects and be cautious of the potentially harmful ones.

ii-While the aesthetic lends itself to Eurocentrism, let it be known that every culture is welcome, and you are encouraged to find ways to blend your heritage with this aesthetic. Do not feel as if you are not Dark Academic enough because of where you are from.

iii-The Style Guide is first and foremost a guide, not a uniform. Its purpose is to inspire, not hold you back. You should not feel inadequate if you cannot wear everything featured on the list; those are mere suggestions and what you wear is up to you. If you prefer following the aesthetic to a 'T', good for you; if you prefer taking inspiration from it and wearing bits and pieces, that's great too.

iv-There is no place for any type of shaming or bullying within the community. Be it against race, religion, social status, sexuality, education, ability, body type, etc., any form of discrimination is not welcome. The academic community is here for anyone who holds an appreciation for learning.

Variations of this aesthetic consist of-

Art Academia

Chaotic Academia

Classic Academia

Darkest Academia

Fairy Academia

Grey Academia

Light Academia

Pagano-Lovecore

Romantic Academia

Pastel Academia

Theatre Academia

Witchy Academia

Writer Academia

(I personally think my aesthetic is a combination of art academia, chaotic academia, writer academia, and just dark academia!)

Feel free to put more stuff down! This is just some basics and such!

(Source https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Academia) 

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How to feel more dark academic

-Visit a second hand book store, library, or just a normal book store (safely of course.)

-Read whenever you can (on break, before sleeping, etc.)

-Learn a dying, dead, or alive language. (I’m learning Latin at this moment.)

-Watch the sun set or rise

-Star gaze

-Mention random facts to your friends

-Drink some tea or coffee (or hot chocolate if you want.)

-Read something complex

-Always carry a notebook

-Write poetry on anything and everything (your arms, school work, etc.)

-Use leaves as book marks

-Drink wine (ONLY if you are of age!!)

-Watch an old movie

-Take early morning or late night walks

-Light some candles

-Go into an antique shop (Again social distance and such.)

-Make a list

-Organize your space

-Take your notes with black pen

-Drink tea, coffee, water or whatever you desire in a dark mug, or dainty tea cup

-Make a moodboard

-Cook some Ancient Greek or Roman food

-Listen to classical music

-Cut out and make a collage of excerpts of articles and old books except only choose ones containing homoerotic subtext (Sourse-Tumblr-darkmacademia)

-make paper planes out of discarded vintage bound books and have a throwing battle with a latin student for the best table in the library (Sourse-Tumblr-darkmacademia)

-Learn useless info, like the first 500 numbers of pi

-Do your makeup

-Make a list of books you want to read and have read

Feel free to add more as this list is far from being complete. I may edit this add them.

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Introduction

Greetings and salutations. Call me Jay or Jayson. I am an account centered on the dark academia aesthetic. More specifically information and tip posts on it. Though I may occasionally post photography. I use he/him pronouns. My dream career is to become a forensic psychologist or a chemist. I wish to go to the University of Edinburgh or Oxford University. My hobbies include reading, gaming, making minecraft videos (shocking I know), studying, drawing, writing, and more. My English also may be lacking as English isn't my first language so forgive me for that. You'll learn more about me as I post so this is it for now. I hope you enjoy my content. Quia nunc vale.

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