I am very prone to confidently expressing incredibly subjective opinions. I am also incredibly smart. | popcltrcorn on ao3 | cog or val | he/him/any | not a minor
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nhl straight up posting a victory bj cam. this is how we grow the sport
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maybe I'll get killed soon cause I earned it
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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that
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Hot Rat Summer continues with Brad…deepthroating a beer???
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Turn the music down please. I need to say something. I just wanted to say they sang this on glee
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the left testicle is for logic and forward thinking and the right testicle is for creativity and art
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Vintage-y pics of Marchy and his bejeweled Lord Stanley jacket plus him and his boy toy Verhaeghe.
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t.A.T.u. performing ‘all the things she said’, 2003
#and if I told you that two famous russian hockey players alexander ovechkin and evgeni malkin were doing something like this in 2006.#would you hit me with a brick or would you sit your ass down and Listen To Queer Russian Voices?
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I think Bradley had to tinkle and was too drunk to realize he wasn't in the restroom. 😭
#man is 5 seconds away from whipping his dick out but luckily he gets distracted by taylor swift and getting smacked on the ass#again. aspirational
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I aspire to reach brad marchand levels of party rocking. like besides everything else this is just impressive. has he slept at any point? I doubt it. has he drank water in the past 4 days? who knows. as far as I can tell he is subsiding on alcohol and blizzards
#and prob cocaine but like how do I know right#anyway. the first athletic feat was the cup but the more important athletic feat is brad summer#this is incredible#again I aspire to one day reach his level
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They really said happy pride 🌈
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brad marchand calls dmitry kulikov a "bitch ass hoe, indiana jones and a cowboy" amongst other things
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