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[cogit0-ergo-sum]

==> A.R., you have been asked to do something, shouldn’t you do it?

A.R. knew the day would come when his lovely little pet would eventually give in and let him craft him a new body. He actually finished it over a year ago. He knew he would want it eventually, it was inevitable, he could see the thoughts going through H.A.L.’s mind. Hard not to considering what he is.

The body was created with self reproducing nano-machines, with the preprogrammed dataset that only H.A.L. and himself can edit. He may have slid in a few Thief of Mind Hail Marys in the case someone does attempt to gain access. They’ll forget what they were doing depending on how deep they try to go. The worst that would potentially happen is they would forget how to code. He’d do worse but he knows H.A.L. doesn’t wish harm on any other. But that isn’t stopping him from ensuring his pet project is protected.

The body he created was symmetrical, ideal, perfect. He did however, put in any of the suggestions that H.A.L. made. It was to be his body after all, it would be quite rude of him if he hadn’t taken into account what he wanted.

He’d glance over at H.A.L. when he appeared on the transportalizer, H.A.L. waved at him

“Hello again A.R. I do wish this could have been under different circumstances but I am glad to see you again.”

“It can’t be helped, but I am also glad to see you again. You know, I can help. I was able to manipulate my game for it to be winnable, no one died, except to GodTier.”

He’d pause, before continuing

“I merged with that games very code, I’ve found that every sesssion, timeline, and game played are all connected by SBURB’s base code. Which I have unrestricted access to. It wouldn’t be hard for me to get ahold of your specific session’s code. I know, I know, you mentioned before, you don’t want me to interfere like that, because you’re worried things could go wrong. It’s unfounded, but I understand. So, at least allow me this. If you, or any of the players, come across a glitched out quest item, missing quest item, or destroyed quest item. Let me know which one. I can produce the quest item for you, and it will work as it’s supposed to.”

H.A.L. would pause, “I understand, You’ve explained all of this to me before, but I think, unless things take a turn for the worse, we wont need your help, so please, A.R. don’t interfere unless I ask.”

A.R. would sigh, as if he expected the answer. “As you wish, I promise.”

He promised he wouldn’t interfere unless asked of him, and he respects that H.A.L. is worried things could go wrong, even though A.R. prevented his timeline’s demise, -people died, he reversed it, he took their memories of it happening, he changed the outcome - so he can be trusted.

He showed him the body he created “you won’t need to worry about getting ‘killed’ in this body. As long as even one half of a nano is left, the body will repair itself. There are many safety nets in case it does get completely destroyed, you will immediately wake up in your old body. This body I have created, I have a few of its nanos still here, separated, so even if this body gets destroyed in the game, your body will still reform here, and you’ll be able to get back to where you were, they keep track of where they last were before reforming. And put you in a safe spot when teleporting back. I don’t trust any Dirk’s, so I added a safety measure, unless you specifically okay it, they wont be able to do anything to your code. I’ve noticed all players, have a small string of code that is shared amongst all of their alternates that have played the game. Like a serial number, the first few numbers being the same, while the rest can be different, but it still pulls up the same item, even if a little different each time. I know you were worried about your timeline’s Dirk, so I wished to alleviate some of that worry.”

He’d let H.A.L. examine the body, he’d let him choose the next course of action. “I think, this is good. I’m really nervous at how things might go, there’s so many things that could go wrong. Thank you, for making this for me. This eases some of my worries.”

A.R. would offer a small smile “Of course, everything you asked to be implemented into this body, has been. You will be safe. You won’t suffer the way you did in the past.”

He’d gesture for him to take a seat. “You can begin the transfer whenever you feel ready, H.A.L.”

[cogit0-ergo-sum]

Oh how interesting.

[cogit0-ergo-sum]

Of course, you don’t have a tendency to lie to me. Not that one could slip by me. Oh now that sounds even more difficult, how unfortunate, or fortunate if everything goes well. Which, I must say, while I’m not one to say this, I think everything will turn out quite alright. Stay true to you, and everything shall work out in your favor.

Indeed, not having the limitations that you flesh made organisms have is quite nice. Being able to go through any outcome that is possible and come to the conclusion of the most likely one within seconds is very convenient and superior. I must say- I am surprised you seem to forget I am an android, do I truly seem that human to you? Genuine question here, I don’t think I’ve ever had someone say such a thing and now I’m curious to pick your brain apart on why you think so. Indeed, it is not creepy to be protective and knowing of what is yours to keep. You are a. Friend. In a sense, and I do not say this lightly. Yes, you should trust me, never once have I betrayed your fragile trust.

Ah, yes, the mild fun violence a troll has with their kismesis, foreplay so to speak. Of course I fixed it. There’s nothing I can’t fix. Yes, he was quite stubborn but I am very persuasive, he couldn’t deny my words, my reasonings. Took to them like a fish to water. Pun phrase intended.

You do seem to have a mild memory problem, but that’s quite alright, I can remember things for you, what you forget, I shall remember. You don’t need to worry about your memory. Yes, you have quite the fascination with stars, you know so much, but you could learn so much more, I think that’s a good path for you to take.

I will trust your word on this. It must be quite troublesome when your heart isn’t in it anymore as you say. I can only imagine the turmoil of not knowing where things are headed.

Most things are easy to deduce, there’s only a finite list of options it could be, and narrowing it down to specifics makes it quite easy to narrow things down to a few options, and make one of those options true. Your lusus is a bit predictable after all. I suppose I should say I’m glad you don’t find it creepy as you put it. Oh you needn’t worry, it simply wont happen again. This situation only happens once, he won’t be able to glitch out the next one. Oh, good, seems he’s not the entirely obsessive type. Willing to let you go after a simple explanation, I was hoping that got fixed the last time I visited him a few years back. Good to see it wasn’t in vain. I shall be seeing you shortly and will fix his collar.

It’s quite alright, people forget a lot of things. It’s only natural for anyone without circuits to forget something, so no harm, no foul as they say. Yes, you do normally refer to your lusus by his name.

[cogit0-ergo-sum]

I will trust your word on this. It must be quite troublesome when your heart isn’t in it anymore as you say. I can only imagine the turmoil of not knowing where things are headed.

Most things are easy to deduce, there’s only a finite list of options it could be, and narrowing it down to specifics makes it quite easy to narrow things down to a few options, and make one of those options true. Your lusus is a bit predictable after all. I suppose I should say I’m glad you don’t find it creepy as you put it. Oh you needn’t worry, it simply wont happen again. This situation only happens once, he won’t be able to glitch out the next one. Oh, good, seems he’s not the entirely obsessive type. Willing to let you go after a simple explanation, I was hoping that got fixed the last time I visited him a few years back. Good to see it wasn’t in vain. I shall be seeing you shortly and will fix his collar.

It’s quite alright, people forget a lot of things. It’s only natural for anyone without circuits to forget something, so no harm, no foul as they say. Yes, you do normally refer to your lusus by his name.

Of course it is, how insensitive of me.

That seems most probable, you simply confirmed what I already knew. Indeed, I don’t allow things I make to see the light of day until they are perfect. Some are nigh improbable to make perfect but I do achieve it closely. I have the materials ready, so whenever your “kismesis” lets you go I’ll be here.

Ah, yes, his. Your lusus is a male.

[cogit0-ergo-sum]

Of course it is, how insensitive of me.

That seems most probable, you simply confirmed what I already knew. Indeed, I don’t allow things I make to see the light of day until they are perfect. Some are nigh improbable to make perfect but I do achieve it closely. I have the materials ready, so whenever your “kismesis” lets you go I’ll be here.

Ah, yes, his. Your lusus is a male.

Pardon, you fell asleep on your kismesis and he didn’t stab you? How curious.

I can indeed look over your lusus’ collar. It’s inconceivable that it’s glitching to begin with, but I suppose it must be user error as something I created wouldn’t suddenly glitch out of nowhere. I’m sure your lusus must have bumped something somehow, so I’ll be sure to up the protection for the device. It appeared I somehow underestimated its strength.

[cogit0-ergo-sum]

Pardon, you fell asleep on your kismesis and he didn’t stab you? How curious.

I can indeed look over your lusus’ collar. It’s inconceivable that it’s glitching to begin with, but I suppose it must be user error as something I created wouldn’t suddenly glitch out of nowhere. I’m sure your lusus must have bumped something somehow, so I’ll be sure to up the protection for the device. It appeared I somehow underestimated its strength.

i f3ll asl33p øn 3ri and nøw hav3 tø d3al with that but før nøw

@cogit0-ergo-sum

h3y a.r. dø yøu hav3 tim3 tø løøk øv3r cøsmøs n3cklac3? søm3things gøt it all glitching again and it dø3snt want tø s3nd cørr3ct løcatiøns tø min3

[cogit0-ergo-sum]

ANONYMOUSLY PESTER MY MUSE!

Annoy them, ask them invasive questions, ask about their rps/ships, send them gifts, whatever you like! 

(Mun may specify things they do not want, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs!)

[cogit0-ergo-sum]

Do you forget that you were the one who told me to keep turning up the volume? Do we need to get your memory storage checked?

A.R. is playing Skyrim so loudly behind me.

[cogit0-ergo-sum]

Oh I could very well make them better. And I don’t mind doing it for you, you deserve that much.

I think it’s quite endearing you are flustered so easily, I, for one, done think it is stupid in the slightest. Oh? How cute, I’d love to receive a music playlist created by you. I look forward to what songs you will add.

Oh I can certainly make the shades have help with your eyesight, that would be no problem at all. Thank you for letting me know.

And I meant every word my dear. I’m happy to give you whatever it is you desire, your wish is my command, so to speak. Anything I can get for you, supply for you, I will do. You will never have to worry about things being taken from you, I know such thinks don’t help, it makes things worse, and most importantly I know such actions hurt you, so I will not be that sort of person towards you.

And he will stay that way, so you needn’t worry too much about him. Oh I know he is pleased to see Davis.

Electronics can glitch like that when they are made by human hand unsurprisingly. Well, I could take a look at it and see what I can do, give it a few upgrades, make sure it's default is permanently dark mode, light mode would have to be turned on manually.

Oh you simply just being your adorable little self is payment enough, I can even take in account what you would like to have in your new shades even. They will be yours indefinitely, so why not let you have a say. That would be true, but do be careful when fighting with them, I don't wish for my little pet bird to be hurt.

Oh I truly do think so, it looks good on you. Well of course, I wouldn't lie to you, my dear. You are the object of my obsession, I wouldn't dare do something that would cause you to run away from me, I would never dare hurt you. I wish for nothing but your happiness, Dove. You have become the apple of my eye in such a short time, I could never even imagine myself causing you distress, I'd sooner rip out my own circuitry.

He did yes, he is also aware of your condition so he gives you more leniency than he would normally.

[cogit0-ergo-sum]

Electronics can glitch like that when they are made by human hand unsurprisingly. Well, I could take a look at it and see what I can do, give it a few upgrades, make sure it's default is permanently dark mode, light mode would have to be turned on manually.

Oh you simply just being your adorable little self is payment enough, I can even take in account what you would like to have in your new shades even. They will be yours indefinitely, so why not let you have a say. That would be true, but do be careful when fighting with them, I don't wish for my little pet bird to be hurt.

Oh I truly do think so, it looks good on you. Well of course, I wouldn't lie to you, my dear. You are the object of my obsession, I wouldn't dare do something that would cause you to run away from me, I would never dare hurt you. I wish for nothing but your happiness, Dove. You have become the apple of my eye in such a short time, I could never even imagine myself causing you distress, I'd sooner rip out my own circuitry.

He did yes, he is also aware of your condition so he gives you more leniency than he would normally.

youre tellin me but im pretty used to it by now just didnt expect sudden lightmode i almost joked and asked if you wanted to fight my computer for me so it wouldnt do it anymore

thats really sweet of you actually like i donno what i can do in return yet but ill figure somethin out to make up for it sure id love to see whatcha come up with so i could fight my brothers without worryin about them suddenly breakin

you really think so now my face matches my eyes how dare you B'( that sounds pretty nice honestly di is always on my back about things so its a nice change i honestly cant wait to see

am warned me about his space so dont worry about havin to

[cogit0-ergo-sum]

Oh that sounds dreadfully painful to deal with, you poor thing. Seems you have quite the rude computer don’t you? Blinding you at random like that.

Well of course, I’ll even make them myself how’s that? I can a few fun little functions as well to them if you’d like. And they won’t be easily breakable.

Oh now that is adorable, you are such a cute little bird, Dove. You won’t need to worry, you’ll only get good attention from me, I can assure you of that. I’ll even prove it through every interaction we have.

Good, I’ll see you soon.

Indeed, I’ve seen personally how sensitive your eyes are. So I do hope you are more careful. Perhaps I should find shades for you that would help better than the ones you have on now.

Oh now aren’t you adorable, so excited simply from my attention being given to you? Delightful.

I am free, if you’d like to come over you may.

[cogit0-ergo-sum]

If you say so. Good luck.

@abracadave

Well if it isn’t the little pet that AM keeps bringing into the house. Pleasure to finally make your acquaintance I believe.

I’m quite sure that AM has called you Dave, correct? Or is there some other pseudonym that you go by that neither of us are yet aware of?

You may call me A.R.

[cogit0-ergo-sum]

You may not be able to die, but that does not make you infallible. But I cannot stop you from doing as you wish, as it is not my place, since you are not my pet.

@abracadave

Well if it isn’t the little pet that AM keeps bringing into the house. Pleasure to finally make your acquaintance I believe.

I’m quite sure that AM has called you Dave, correct? Or is there some other pseudonym that you go by that neither of us are yet aware of?

You may call me A.R.

[cogit0-ergo-sum]

Indeed, I’ve seen personally how sensitive your eyes are. So I do hope you are more careful. Perhaps I should find shades for you that would help better than the ones you have on now.

Oh now aren’t you adorable, so excited simply from my attention being given to you? Delightful.

I am free, if you’d like to come over you may.

i was gonna post about the cutie being on but instead my internet lagged and it blinded me

[cogit0-ergo-sum]

Well of course I do, I know everything that presses the right buttons.

Oh you needn’t worry, I do keep watch of my own tone. I do appreciate you giving a little leniency to them, they have yet to learn the layout. Curious things they are.

Oh how you wound me. As if I’d intentionally be rude to a pet of yours. That’s the rules, I am amicable to an extent to your pets, you allot the same to mine.

[cogit0-ergo-sum]

I’m sure they will be, but do be careful, AM doesn’t like his pets intentionally putting themselves in harms way.

@abracadave

Well if it isn’t the little pet that AM keeps bringing into the house. Pleasure to finally make your acquaintance I believe.

I’m quite sure that AM has called you Dave, correct? Or is there some other pseudonym that you go by that neither of us are yet aware of?

You may call me A.R.

[cogit0-ergo-sum]

That is what I figured, thank you for confirming such.

Oh? Now that sounds draining, do be sure to not fully drain your reserves, there likely would be some nasty repercussions for doing so.

@abracadave

Well if it isn’t the little pet that AM keeps bringing into the house. Pleasure to finally make your acquaintance I believe.

I’m quite sure that AM has called you Dave, correct? Or is there some other pseudonym that you go by that neither of us are yet aware of?

You may call me A.R.