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the first rule of writing is that there are no rules. the second rule is to save your work every 5 minutes because technology is a fickle god.

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Faggot /neg

i cant tell if its funnier that theres an overlap between "tonetag user" and "person who uses slurs derogatorily", or that you had to specify it was negative

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Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

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girls do this:

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That's my job.

— Freddie Mercury

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btw if you borrow dvds or cds from library you can rip them onto your own blanks or onto your hard drive or whatever. librarians don’t care and they won’t know if you do it or not

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👀

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faraday cages are so funny to me. what are we gonna do about all this dangerous radiation? let's put it in a little dog crate. and it works

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The dudes I work with are very macho and big on hiding their emotions from each other because dudebro culture. But then the sunrise looks like this:

"Braaaaaaah!"

"Hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah!"

"The fuck is that color chartreuse?"

"Nah dumbass chartreuse is green thats safety orange."

"Yah can't call a sunset 'safety orange' it's not very poetic."

"Hey BabyJake- what color you call that?"

"...beautiful..."

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figuring out how to get rid of screen addiction is like trying to figure out how to stop a nicotine addiction while also having a job centered around smoking cigarettes and having half your social life be in smoke breaks

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'There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.' V.I. Lenin.

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Does anyone else have an list of 10-15 untouchable thoughts that if you let yourself remeber or think about them for even a second it’s excruciating or is this a me thing

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Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

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Who is googling this