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forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I see you've noticed my overhead mural of mushrooms. That's myceiling.
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Snow Clouds, 1938. Frank Carmichael. Oil on masonite
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would a beheaded saint wear their halo like this

or like this
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Joseph Wright of Derby’s moonlight landscapes (1734-1797)
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modern social media should stop offering “sync with your phone contacts to follow them” options and start offering “block all your phone contacts so they never see your account” options
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She turned to the sunlight
And shook her yellow head,
And whispered to her neighbour:
"Winter is dead."
-- A. A. Milne
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god i wish i wouldn't have to explain the intricacies of the neopets economy to you guys to give the full context for this but. the new neopets team that took over from jumpstart pledged that they were going to curb the inflation of rare items, which is great because a lot of rare items are worth literally hundreds of millions of neopoints, they are unbuyable unless you've been playing actively for 20 years. they did this earlier with a site festival that included random loot boxes, some of which had Unbelievably Fucking Rare And Precious items worth 200 million neopoints apiece.
well.
today they have gone a step further. by releasing this year's trick-or-treat bags. and having the trick-or-treat bags be stuffed to the brim with unbelievably fucking rare stamps, weapons, paint brushes, defense magic, and other unbuyables. (all prohibitively expensive and in-high-demand types of items.)
jellyneo, the premier neopets website, has recorded prices of some items plummeting from 2,000,000 neopoints to 4,000 neopoints IN THE LAST THREE HOURS. this is when most people haven't even heard about the event or OPENED THEIR BAGS YET.
and of course. cherry on top. 20-year-old account holders are crytyping on the site events neoboard about how mean and cruel it is to make rare stamps part of the prize pool, because their entire identity hinges on being part of the neopian bourgeoisie, and they are having MELTDOWNS over their assets being devalued until they're part of the lowly proletariat.
this is a children's game for children btw.
none of the money is real.
i'm having such a good time.
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reblog if freud would have diagnosed you with female hysteria in the 1800s
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I just want a makeout session with the love of my life that starts from the front door of our home and ends with us laughing in each other’s arms completely naked on our bedroom floor.
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Next pages from my Dolomity sketchbook. Last one is storm cloud over Austria (that we passed at the way home ♥)
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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Return of the King (2003)
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