cointosser22
cointosser22
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“Whatever it was that people said, whatever it was that happened, I’m now at a place in my life where I’m grateful for every single bit of it.”
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cointosser22 · 2 days ago
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i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again
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cointosser22 · 1 month ago
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matt ox made his fortune off of selling realm of the mad god accounts
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cointosser22 · 2 months ago
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this is so funny i love this
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drawing people i see in the city (35/?)
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cointosser22 · 2 months ago
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>forgotten where I've left my keys
>no worries, I'm an intellectual
>simply stop, smug look to camera, and announce that I'm entering my mind palace to remember where I put them
>close my eyes and pinch my temple
>instantly find my consciousness transported to the entrance of my mind palace
>mfw I've forgotten my mind keys
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cointosser22 · 2 months ago
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Ripley's What If I Didn't Go Home and Just Kept Driving
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cointosser22 · 2 months ago
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The guy I steal milk & whey from pointed a shotgun t me 😂Like im not a victim too
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cointosser22 · 2 months ago
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cointosser22 · 3 months ago
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“to be loved is to be changed”
💫 riso print
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cointosser22 · 3 months ago
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cointosser22 · 3 months ago
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thank you tumblr, for bring back the "tu-weet"
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cointosser22 · 3 months ago
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"thrice-greatest" referred to his ao3 works.
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cointosser22 · 3 months ago
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My nephew can't come to the birthday party because God is mad at him
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cointosser22 · 3 months ago
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the cephalopod was smote to death with hand sanitizer
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cointosser22 · 3 months ago
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yo mama so habitually arrhythmic she ate dinner in the morning
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cointosser22 · 3 months ago
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boundary break: i laugh every time i read this
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cointosser22 · 3 months ago
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anthony seldon never taught this history
there is a gnome down on his luck walking through brighton. he exclaims outloud, "every single person in the world must hate me". an ogre walks by and overhears the gnome. the ogre says to the gnome, "You'd be bloody right." the ogre picks the gnome up by the head, both sides of his face with both his arms. the gnome screams "Shrek! Please, I'll repent!" before he's immediately gibbed and crushed into blood and guts. the moral of the story? a reminder that Shrek has canonically killed people
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cointosser22 · 3 months ago
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feeling bored so here are some fun facts about me!
i am 12 years old and a robot i was created to kill my twin
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