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told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book

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Inevitable Dracula discourse posts that I am trembling in anticipation of:

Dracula is problematic

Dracula did nothing wrong

Dracula is grooming Jonathan Harker and is therefore a pedophile (these posts take no issue with Dracula killing people)

Jonathan Harker is autistic

Jonathan Harker is NOT autistic, c'mon folks everyone can't be autistic

Everyone CAN be autistic and Dracula is too

Why does Jonathan Harker have to be sexually attracted to Dracula? Can't you just let men have intense nonsexual relationships with other men?

Jonathan Harker is a top

Dracula is obviously the top, the fangs metaphor is RIGHT THERE

Jonathan Harker is problematic

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✨🌶🐓🏰 Jonathan Harker's Big Fat Eurotrip Moodboard 🏰🐓🌶✨

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[image id: an edited tweet from "Jonny Harker, ALC" (@jharkrealestate) reading "Uber driver kept getting out of the carriage to chase a blue flame and then got back in and continued as if nothing happened. Still gave him 4 stars (I'm not an animal) but is this normal in the Carapathians?" Accompanying is an edited screenshot from the Uber app, showing the driver, "Drake", a man in a top hat and dark sunglasses with a 4.8 star rating and the calèche in silhouette. The tweet is dated May 5, 1893 and was made on Twitter for iTelegraph. end id.]

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I just sent you a post. Then I saw I reblogged it from you in the first place. At least I was right, you would have liked it

thank you

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h-hi….hewwo….. 🦀

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May Th

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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck

in december: life is a polar expresswreck

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I just lost 3 followers. Was it the pumpkin fucking? I tagged it nsfw what more do you want from me? Was I supposed to NOT reblog a gif of a guy fucking a pumpkin? It’s Halloween. Grow up

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Omnis: Veganism is white imperialism/classist/ableist because food prices, poor people can’t afford it, not everyone can be vegan and you don’t even care about the exploited immigrants working in fields!

Also Omnis: *Ignoring the indigenous people in the Amazon who lose their fucking home because of meat consumption. Ignoring all the people starving in West African countries because they can barely catch fish anymore thanks to the huge ass factory ships from China/Europe etc that empty the oceans. Ignoring all the indigenous people dependent on clean water, when raising livestock is the number one polluter of water. And of course ignoring the exploited immigrants and working poor with no alternatives working in slaughterhouses, one of the most dangerous jobs in the western world. Many losing body parts and, because they’re often illegal immigrants, wont get any form of health support once ending up disabled.*

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Support “good farms” you say, not realising that good farms:

- Cut horns off cows

- Castrate surgically or with elastic bands

- Tail dock and ear notch

- Perform mulesing on lambs

- Burn symbols into animals with a red-hot iron

- Cut the teeth of piglets

All without anesthetic or pain relief.

They also transport their animals for hours without water or food and sell them off to be rendered unconscious with a bolt to the head or electric shock and have their throat slashed.

A farm isn’t good just on the basis that they limit their abuse to what is necessary to keep the practice continuing and profitable. A less abusive practice is still an abusive practice, stop confusing it with a “good” practice.

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Whos the blacksmith out there moulding titty armour to every strong female character more accurately than the bra fitter at Victorias Secret

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I have no context for this but it’s hands down the funniest image I have ever seen.