coke-slenderman
coke-slenderman
It’s not an addiction, it’s a lifestyle.
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It/Itsif you dont wanna call me Coke you can call me...lateror Cal, that works too
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coke-slenderman · 4 months ago
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you are beautiful
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coke-slenderman · 5 months ago
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*coke starts walking, (suspiciously in the same way that Splendore wanted to go)*
ughghghff What Would You Like? I’ve Got A Lot Of Things And I’m Willing To Give Almost Anything Away!
I cannot let them find me
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coke-slenderman · 5 months ago
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No One’s Ever Called Me A Beast Before…. WE REALLY ARE FRIENDS T^T
And I Have No Doubt About Your Defense Systems, You Should Tell Me More About Yourself While We Walk And Talk. :D
I cannot let them find me
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coke-slenderman · 5 months ago
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Shhhhh Suger, I’m Trying To Do The Secret Technique Of Please-Let-Me-Tag-Along-But-It’s-Out-Out-The-Kindness-Of-My-‘Heart’… I Can’t Let Writer McGee Over There Know That You’re My Favorite.
THAN ILL GO WITH YOU AS A BODY GUARD!!!!
*coke shouts, coughs like a mad man, and smiles unconvincingly*
I cannot let them find me
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coke-slenderman · 5 months ago
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*uses its tentacles to push itself off the floor*
Well…. I Wouldn’t Want You To Feel Alone, Splended
*coke inches closer to spledore*
Will There Be Fighting Where Your Off To?
I cannot let them find me
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coke-slenderman · 5 months ago
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Than Perhaps I’ll Wait For Their Arrival!
*Sits Down*
Unless You’d Like Me To Tag Along On The ✨Adventure✨
I cannot let them find me
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coke-slenderman · 5 months ago
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MmmmHmmmmmmmmmmm
Okey!
Might You Perchance Let Me In On The Whereabouts Of The Previously Mentioned Slender! :D
I cannot let them find me
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coke-slenderman · 5 months ago
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I Won’t. Maybe.
But You’re SUUUUUUUUUUUURE You Don’t Wanna Go With *tears*
I cannot let them find me
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coke-slenderman · 5 months ago
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We Should Go See Them. It Would Be A Fun Field Trip! Hybrid Says I Need To Get Out Of My Cabin More Oft.
I cannot let them find me
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coke-slenderman · 5 months ago
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So Then Why Are We Hiding :D
*coke said in a sing song voice*
I cannot let them find me
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coke-slenderman · 5 months ago
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…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!
Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.
*coke begins to mumble to itself*
I cannot let them find me
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coke-slenderman · 5 months ago
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What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?
I cannot let them find me
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coke-slenderman · 5 months ago
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Well… What Do You Want.
I’ll Fight You For It! :D
I cannot let them find me
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coke-slenderman · 5 months ago
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A Vile Of My Blood?
*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*
I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨
I cannot let them find me
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coke-slenderman · 5 months ago
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*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*
Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?
I cannot let them find me
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coke-slenderman · 5 months ago
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I Would.
*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*
I cannot let them find me
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coke-slenderman · 5 months ago
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Oh! What Plan!-
…What Plan…
I cannot let them find me
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