coke-slenderman

[coke-slenderman]

you are beautiful

[coke-slenderman]

*coke starts walking, (suspiciously in the same way that Splendore wanted to go)*

ughghghff What Would You Like? I’ve Got A Lot Of Things And I’m Willing To Give Almost Anything Away!

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

No One’s Ever Called Me A Beast Before…. WE REALLY ARE FRIENDS T^T

And I Have No Doubt About Your Defense Systems, You Should Tell Me More About Yourself While We Walk And Talk. :D

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

Shhhhh Suger, I’m Trying To Do The Secret Technique Of Please-Let-Me-Tag-Along-But-It’s-Out-Out-The-Kindness-Of-My-‘Heart’… I Can’t Let Writer McGee Over There Know That You’re My Favorite.

THAN ILL GO WITH YOU AS A BODY GUARD!!!!

*coke shouts, coughs like a mad man, and smiles unconvincingly*

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

*uses its tentacles to push itself off the floor*

Well…. I Wouldn’t Want You To Feel Alone, Splended

*coke inches closer to spledore*

Will There Be Fighting Where Your Off To?

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

Than Perhaps I’ll Wait For Their Arrival!

*Sits Down*

Unless You’d Like Me To Tag Along On The ✨Adventure✨

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

MmmmHmmmmmmmmmmm

Okey!

Might You Perchance Let Me In On The Whereabouts Of The Previously Mentioned Slender! :D

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

I Won’t. Maybe.

But You’re SUUUUUUUUUUUURE You Don’t Wanna Go With *tears*

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

We Should Go See Them. It Would Be A Fun Field Trip! Hybrid Says I Need To Get Out Of My Cabin More Oft.

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

So Then Why Are We Hiding :D

*coke said in a sing song voice*

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

…No? No I Won’t Or No You Wouldn’t Care… Cuz I’ll Do It!

Actually I Wonder If It Would Even Work, Never Bit A Slender With ‘Neurotoxins’ Before.

*coke begins to mumble to itself*

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

What If I Threaten To Turn Said Toxic Slender To Stone?

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

Well… What Do You Want.

I’ll Fight You For It! :D

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

A Vile Of My Blood?

*coke pulls out a glass vile full of a black tar looking substance*

I Keep A Vile Handy, Just In Case✨

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

*coke pauses and then rummages in its pockets*

Urmm I’ve Got Three Pop Tabs And A Few Poker Chips?

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

I Would.

*coke stops slouching and nods adamantly*

I cannot let them find me

[coke-slenderman]

Oh! What Plan!-

…What Plan…

I cannot let them find me