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Biblically accurate Golden Ninja

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gay people can never say 'I love you' it's always gotta be some shit like "I have never been so wrong, in all my life"

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The gay uncles:

And the bi dads:

That's it. That was all I had to say, thank you.

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The fact that The Hobbit is such a lighthearted family-friendly book, especially when compared to LOTR, actually breaks my heart when you consider that it is Bilbo’s writing. That journey was anything but a fun trip for him. He went through real dangers and horrifying moments. He saw violence for the first time. At the end of it, he lost his love. And he went home traumatized, heartbroken, and forever changed.

Yet when he wrote the story down, he emphasized the more successful and fun parts, and glossed over the depth of his pain and grief when the losses happened (even leaving Fíli and Kíli’s deaths to a throwaway line.)

Because what else could he have done? Nobody else could possibly understand his pain. Bilbo wasn’t like Frodo. He didn’t have a Sam who he shared the experience with and could talk to about it every day afterward, to help him work through writing down the details of the darker parts of the story. And his other friends lived far away and could only visit occasionally.

And the hobbit children were all full of wonder about Elves and dwarves and trolls, so he put the focus on that.

I feel like that was his way of dealing with his trauma.

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#samthebagginshieldshippersincethebegginning

sam, reading bilbo’s book: “well now, i’m sure he had a very nice voice, but that’s hardly a reason to go on an adventure with someone you just met”

sam: turns page to an illustration of thorin, with his dark hair and blue eyes

sam: “understandable, good for you mister bilbo”

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Harping on my Bagginsheild ways, as one does, it is worth noting that in terms of complimentary races in the Tolkienverse, Dwarves and Hobbits are uniquely well-suited.

Both dwell underground (Dwarves more than Hobbits, but the inclination is there all the same)

Both are private peoples suspicious of outsiders.

Both love a good meal and wine and are always happy to eat and make merry.

Both (to greater or lesser degrees) collect and hoard valuables.

Both are quite short.

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you know a ship is good when even your dad starts yelling "KISS ALREADY" at the tv

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Hi 👋, My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔

I’ve launched a fundraising campaign with the goal of raising $60,000 to relocate my family to a safer place where my children can grow up in peace and have a chance at a brighter future.

Unfortunately, my previous fundraising efforts were abruptly halted when my account was terminated without explanation. However, I remain determined to keep fighting for my family’s safety and well-being. 🫶

If you could take a moment to read our story, consider donating, or simply share our campaign with others, it would make an incredible difference. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to safety and a new beginning. 🙏

Thank you for your time, compassion, and support. ❤️‍🩹

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Please donate if you can or share ! We can help them, it doesn't take much time so please, at least spread the message

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May i offer some agent Walker vs the water ninja.

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FIGHT THAT B!TCH SEBASTIAN

I finally redraw it😁

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They're my roman empire

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Not but for real it feels wrong 😔

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*Shadow trio visiting Anne, doing a Kiss, Marry or Kill*

MC : Alright, alright Anne. Kiss, Marry or Kill : Garreth, Sebastian and Imelda

Anne : Easy one, kiss Garreth, marry Imelda and kill Sebastian !

Sebastian : Hey ! Don't be rude to yourself like that !

Ominis : I think you're wayyy too much drunk for that Sebastian...

Sebastian : We're literally a gender swap version of ourselves so please don't call us ugly by kill ourselves, Anne. And for the record, i'm perfectly sober Ominis

Anne : YOU'RE LITERALLY MY TWIN BROTHER I WON'T MARRY OR KISS YOU !

Sebastian : I WON'T ACCEPT BEING KILLED INSTEAD OF IMELDA BY MY OWN SISTER

Ominis : Okay, *I'm* way too sober for that right now

*MC looking at the disaster, pop corn in hands*

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Garrett is a Sebinis shipper fr fr

MC: Sebastian is at that special age where there is only one thing on his mind. Garreth: Ominis? Sebastian: Dark magic. Sebastian: But yeah, Ominis too.

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I'm putting Kai through a situation. Might do a whole comic ab this. DR Kai gets yeeted back in time.

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"Each time you come around... Take away my home... Obscuring what I am... And plague me all night long"