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im sure nobody who still follows this blog gives a shit but I’ve been on t for 9 weeks now and it’s rad

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my fave bit of black dog folklore is that in some folklore there is a belief that the first person buried in a cemetery stays there and doesn’t cross over and helps other spirits move on and protects them from evil spirits, now naturally people want to avoid this fate for their loved ones and themselves so they would sometimes bury a dog first and it would return in the shape of a big black dog and protect the newly dead from evil spirits and occasionally the living as well

this kind of spirit is called a church grim

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mutuals do this to me

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Can’t believe Bram Stoker once sent a 2000-word fan letter to Walt Whitman which included his exact height, weight and how much he loved his poems and wanted to be friends with him, and that Whitman wrote back saying he liked his letter and hoped they could meet some day, how cute is that

And then he finally got to meet him and Stoker said “I found him all that I had ever dreamed of, or wished for in him” HOW CUTE IS THAT

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have some compassion!!!!!!!! And EAT A MANGO!!!!!!!!! thats it!!!!!!!

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there are some dystopian ideas coming from the White House lately

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me: say it— i need to hear those three words

library database: Full Text Online

me, shedding tears: i love you too

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my healthcare plan is if i get sick, i’ll shrink a group of my friends and they’ll go and beat the shit out of whatever illness i have. 

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Watching movies with platonic friends: draped over each other, occasional affectionate forhead kisses, hand-holding, sniping popcorn from each other, boisterous and over-comfortable

Watching movies with someone you have feelings for: I Have Placed My Sword Between Us As Comfort And Reassurance That I Respect Your Boundaries And Bear You No Unseemly Will. I Will Sit On The Far End Of The Couch And Speak When Spoken To In The Queen’s English. You Are Free Of All My House’s Amenities. If You Wish To Spend The Night, I Can Book Myself A Hotel Room So That You Have Your Privacy. If There Is A Dragon You Would Like To Have Killed Just Let Me Know And I Will Take Care Of That For You.

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be gay do crimes, i say, having never committed a crime in my life

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everyone is this orange or yellow

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this scene right here is hands down the funniest shit I’ve seen come out of this show.

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that part of the first pokemon movie when mew is in a bubble underwater. we will never understand that level of peace

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I see a car 20 feet away think its gonna hit me and kill me so i panic and run infront of it

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