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Trump, Musk. Listen to me. Mutual combat is legal in Washington State. There is a lovely arena called Lumen Field with plenty of space and plenty of seating. I will personally negotiate a deal with First & Goal Inc, the current owners of Lumen Field, to host the event of the century.

Take as many drugs as you can beforehand, pack as many weapons as you can, face your ex in one on one combat and kill him to prove your masculine superiority. Everyone will be so impressed when you win. Come on. You know you want to do it. Everyone in the world will be watching and they will all think you are so cool. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him

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a collection of my favorite tags about the new pope that i've seen.

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This is a little welcome home fanart I made a while ago! I don't think I ever posted it here!

I learned how to make puppets thanks to this little yellow fella! Say hi to Yogurt

Here is Yogurt making Wally in 3D

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no new pope call that a nope

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i can't wait much longer!

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dead

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Partners for life 🤝🏳️‍🌈

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hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

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Shirt I found at the thrift

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Opening Tumblr on March 15th

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hi Cats fans i saw a meme months ago and thought of bustopher, saw someone else make the connection, but i don't think anyone got around to redrawing it so i gave it a shot

original under the cut

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Fucking hell. I managed to avoid getting any of Those Ads until today. Now it is all I am seeing. If I see His Hat one more time I am going to Go Joker Mode in a way I cannot come back from

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this is what listening to drown the clown feels like to me