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Karmin | 'Gasoline'

One of the stronger tracks from Karmin’s album Pulses. I definitely prefer singing Karmin to rapping Karmin. 

Purchase Karmin’s ‘Pulses’ on iTunes Right Now.

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If we can't find one, I'm sure we can like...go to one of those places. I'm Colby, by the way.

That’d be great, thank you.

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Oh. Well, it's..... football talk, not many girls do know what it means sadly. I'm Colby, and you're Jessa. I've seen your videos.

I have no idea what any of that means.

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Let's be honest, you'd sleep anywhere. I'd love to see you struggle to cook, but I think pizza would be best if we don't want the house to burn to ashes.

That’s not fair, it’s not my fault that the beds around here are so damn comfortable. You hungry? we should fix that…we should order some pizza, or try to cook something.

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Oh. Well, I can help you look for one if you want?  I'm a good looker.

I need to print something out for work and I can’t find a single printer.

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There should be? Why do you need it?

Is there a wireless printer in this house? 

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Everything. My favorite thing is Flyovers by military planes right before kickoff. It's been done a lot, but it always fires up a crowd. Double points for a B2 Stealth sighting.

Are you? What do you like about it?

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Such a Sloth, Gabe. I'm hungry.

I just had the greatest nap, man. How are you all doing?

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True, but they're nothing compared to Football players. I'm a big football fan.

They’re pretty cute, that’s for sure.

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I mean I'm not the flushing kitty, but ok.

Feel blessed, you’re a true internet sensation now.

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Whoa.

Am I the type you go for, or am I just wasting my timeee….

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You like baseball players, too?

In ninth grade, I walked by the same boy at school every day and would turn to my friend next to me and say something like “omg baseball players are so hot”. Because obviously a baseball player will date you if you say “omg baseball players” enough times.

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That's... a good view on things, I guess. Thanks.

Feel slightly embarrassed but, mainly feel proud! I mean, it’s embarrasing that you fell but, you should be proud that you got recognized enough for someone to record you.

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No skirts on planes, guys get too grabby.  At least I'll be even more internet famous, ay?

If you were wearing a dress or skirt.. feel free to hide in my room. If you were in pants though, no underwear flashing, I wouldn’t worry too bad about it.

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Some guy recorded me tripping as I got off the plane. I don't know how to feel.