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The Weather

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Um no offense but why doesn’t anyone memorize passages from books and then recite them aloud for everyone at parties anymore.

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failure anxiety really is psychological torture

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Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

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worst part of driving is when ur going 15 over the limit & ur still getting passed by everyone like bastards You are the animals here not me

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boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

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Bohemian Rhapsody. We Will Rock You. Somebody To Love. All hit singles, and all the direct product of a band that was formed when an astrophysicist and a dentistry major found a new friend in an art college, who then went on to recruit a fourth member from the electronics school. Based on this alliance I propose the rift in society between Arts and STEM students was fabricated to keep us separated so as to dilute our true power - and fabricated by who, you may ask? The business major, the only member of society who reaps no reward from art and science and thus must weaken us so as to stay ahead. In this essay I will

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Is it just me or does anyone else want to be the cool sarcastic badass grunge girl who is a bit of an asshole but only does that to protect herself from having her heart broken but also wants to be the soft flower girl who writes letters to her love and wears floaty shirts and dresses and smiles at nature and looks after people?

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not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones

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a very sexy thing:

when the subtitles tells you the name of the song that’s playing 

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“we’re ruining the planet” i’m sorry who is this we i don’t recall myself running a billion dollar oil business

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reading a foreign language: yeah writing in a foreign language: ok listening to a foreign language: wait speaking in a foreign language: fuck

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im too much of a baby for tinder i wanna meet people the old fashioned way where we’re both on either side of a fish tank and notice each other thru the water… 

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zoë kravitz……..that’s it.