I have a YouTube channel, but this tumblr actually pre-dates it! Get ready for video essays, memes, and lots of dinosaurs. Mid 30s. He/him.
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Men will date a convicted embezzler and say "all women are gold diggers"
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Xena: Warrior Princess 4.17 The Play's the Thing | ID in ALT
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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost
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Posted for the beauty and eloquence of this comment:

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me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

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Captions shouldn't be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.
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I'm glad most of the internet who is familiar with the early space program had the same thought.

"Hey JD, would you like to hear about some controversial German scientists?"
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the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal
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I like this picture because it looks less like a fashion accessory and more like a high-speed still-frame depicting the instant a tomato hits someone in the head, but not before their nervous system actually registers the impact.

Photo by John Rawlings for Vogue, October 1944.
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Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.
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