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White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

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How did I not know Kenny Ortega is openly gay???

I was watching his Hollywood Walk of Fame and he made a joke about friends who have “steered me straight…ish”. So I looked him up on Wikipedia and I can’t believe I never knew Kenny Ortega was gay.

I have failed as a Descendants fan. I’m sorry, y’all.

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ah, perry the platypus! i see you fell into my trap... the strangling arms of cissexism! you may be wondering what the purpose of this machine i have pointed at the sky is. you see perry the platypus, when i was born in gimmelshtump the doctor assigned me a gender... and my family went with it! and so did i, perry the platypus! i am a cisgender male! but i decided to use my privilege as a cis man for good and came up with this new invention. behold, perry the platypus, the degenderinator! thanks to this wonder of science, no one in the tri-state area will have an assigned gender anymore, allowing trans people to live as their true gender! trans rights, perry the platypus! trans rights!!!

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every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

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wait lets use that spotify stats page i want to know what everyone’s long term most listened to artist and track are! mine are the cure + “the river the woods” by astronautalis

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Michael Sheen’s Twitter

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when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

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✧ ° ✩ Disney Princess : Through the Years ✩ ° ✧

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Team: “I really don’t hate this character but seeing how they are clearly favoured by the company and the fandom makes me really tired of seeing them everywhere”

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i  titled   this   one    “    kees  .  png  “

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I haven't watched Andi Mack in a while bc I lost interest but I heard that tyrus is endgame and I just wanna say where's their I Don't Dance edit 👏👏👏👏

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hot take but

voltron, she-ra, and steven universe are on the same spectrum but on completely opposite ends and i dont know what spectrum it is

it's like

voltron ---------- she-ra ---------- steven universe

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Sounds of laughter, shades of life are ringing through my open ears Inciting and inviting me Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns It calls me on and on, across the universe

Across the Universe (2007) dir. Julie Taymor

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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If “Stranger Things” was made in the 1980s (2.0)

1) Shavar Ross as Lucas Sinclair

2) Winona Ryder as Eleven / Jane Hopper / Jane Ives 

3) Henry Thomas as Mike Wheeler 

4) Sean Astin as Dustin Henderson

5) Barret Oliver as Will Byers

6) Kerri Green as Max Mayfield

7) Molly Ringwald as Nancy Wheeler

8) Patrick Dempsey as Steve Harrington

9) Judd Nelson as Jonathan Byers

10) Josh Brolin as Billy Hargrove

11) Jennifer Grey as Robin Buckley

12) Keshia Knight Pulliam as Erica Sinclair

13) Jacqueline Bisset as Joyce Byers

14) Harrison Ford as Jim Hopper

15) Jane Fonda as Karen Wheeler

16) Harry Dean Stanton as Martin Brenner

17) Harold Ramis as Bob Newby

18) Max von Sydow as Sam Owens 

19) Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator Grigori

20) Mandy Patinkin as Alexei 

21) Phoebe Cates as Heather Holloway

22) Sarita Choudhury as Kali Prasad / Eight

23) Christopher Lloyd as Scott Clarke

24) Christopher Walken as Murray Bauman

25) Jeffrey Jones as Mayor Larry Kline

26) The Demogorgon would most likely look like the Xenomorph

27) The Flayed would most likely look like the Thing / the Blob

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someone who doesn’t know shit about good omens please explain this image