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And that’s how we almost didn’t join the Justice League because Alfred wasn’t home!

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I know that the “billionaire playboy” look is important to B’s look but honestly if the joker or smthn tried to kill someone at a gala and Bruce fuckin decked him everyone would probably just be like “damn these Gotham boys are just Like That huh”

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King of parenting.

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Catwoman arguing with Batman about being a burglar always reminds me of that Simpsons episode where everything goes to hell and Marge says to Homer "I don't want you looting" and Homer responds with "but I was going to root you a present". Therefore, Marge Simpson is Batman.

“therefore, marge simpson is batman” is NOT a sentence i expected, but i welcome it

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they both have superspeed and always show up late and this is my headcanon why

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The current cast of ‘The Batman’ (2021) dir. Matt Reeves.

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can’t live without you.

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ed: *exists*

oswald: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

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Barry: no one really loves me

Len: are you sure?

Barry: yea

Len, aggressively pointing at himself: are you fuckin sure?

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Martha: Sometimes people shake their injured hand when they touch a hot pot like this kettel and yelp out “ouch!” Clark: Like this? ouch! Maratha: Well both hands might be overdoing it I like thinking about how Mama Kent had to teach Clark how to pretend to feel pain with nightly acting lessons.

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Boxer Wonder Woman - Created by Rodrigo Lorenzo