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As someone around for 9-11 and the "NEVER FORGET NUMBER #1 GREATEST TRAGEDY EVER IN HISTURY" response to it I am in thrilled and invigorated by the fact that younger people just make amogus memes and TikTok nonsense about it. A huge chunk of America cared more about it than any entire genocide and thought you would cry learning about it. They hoped it'd make every generation patriotically angry forever and ever and want to join the military. Instead you Photoshop the towers into squidwards house and shit. Never stop lol

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Bunker Buster

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starting next year you will have to go like this

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Source

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Learning that certain things that you thought were widely accepted at the time actually had a lot of pushback kind of shakes up your perception of the world a little.

Like for example when a lot of people in the 1400s and 1500s read the Malleus Maleficarum, basically the book that set off the trend of witch trials in Europe, they knew it was bad and even called it unethical. And before 1400 most people in Europe didn’t even believe that witches existed. Because most Christians before the 1400s didn’t even believe that magic existed. Because “magic” was thought to come from pagan gods, and, you will note, most monotheists don’t believe that other gods exist. So witches weren’t even something that people thought about.

And when Christopher Columbus was off committing crimes against humanity a bunch of people were like “Hey, this guy is committing crimes against humanity. Someone stop him.” And eventually they did, even if they did stop him far too late. He was fired from his position as governor. He was arrested and banished from Spain. And there were people, both native South Americans and Spaniards, who actively opposed the colonization efforts while they were happening.

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(this thread)

Had a bit of a rant this morning. Gender is a construct and biology is a joke. Trans lives matter.

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(this thread)

Had a bit of a rant this morning. Gender is a construct and biology is a joke. Trans lives matter.

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Prince Kiriona Gaia the First, Her Divine Highness. Heir to the Emperor Divine, first of the Tower Princes.

And she's mega dead.

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Faramir said fuck your storyline

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me seeing a picture of a little bat: aww :) its Bruce Wayne :))

Bruce Wayne: please shut the fuck up I fucking hate bats they scare me so fucking bad stop

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TiL (click to go to the thread, which probably has more interesting tidbits I missed).

Bonus:

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tl;dr this woman was hearing creepy phantom nursery rhymes every night and it turned out to be a local industrial building’s alarm system, being triggered by spiders on the motion detectors

which is all well and good but “we investigated the creepy nursery rhymes, and it turns out it’s spiders” is one hell of a true statement

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ok you know what im just going to put the rest of these misspelled spells all in one post

Antlife Shell

Arcanine’s Magic Aura

Aura of Virginity

Bigboy’s Hand

Commune with Nando’s

Comprehend Latrine

Create or Destroy Wafer

Clown of Madness

Dispel Evil and Google

Feeblemime

Ginger of Death

Fizban’s Paywall Shield

Flock of Fangirls

Galder’s Speedy Corn