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bro really did some hand flaps, got on his knees, n did the most accurate dog barking impression huh
#i caved n started watchin dun/geon mes/hi#ik creator confirmed he was not made as an aut/stic character but#breathes deeply
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my mythology pet peeve is when someone describes a scenario in which they keep nearly getting something and then having it snatched away, and everyone's like "one must imagine sisyphus" no!!! one must imagine TANTALUS!!! sisyphus = being made to perform a pointless, aggravating task over and over without ever making any progress. tantalus = being offered a glorious reward only for it to vanish as soon as you reach for it. they are NOT the same
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Routing the Enemy, 1919 by Richard Caton Woodville Jr.
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coding got me saying shit like “target the child” “assign its class” “override its inheritance” like the third wife of a dying oil baron discovering his of-age son born out of wedlock
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Dutch van der fancy
I was listening to Holst and there's the Mars song called the Bringer of War or whatever and it gave me this random idea of painting Dutch in front of the planet
The fish was optional
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I felt sad so here's my depressed contribution of the day
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The Survivor, 1950 - oil on canvas. — René Magritte (Belgian, 1898-1967)
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pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican
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bro what the hell is w autumn, why am i induced with a great and violent desire to go running into the woods like it isn't cold af n whatever degrees-
#my body is legitimately vibrating with a need to be outside and fall and eat dirt and crusty leaves#idk jubilating life in the season of transition to thanatos#the bite of cold reminding u that ur alive or the way the sun can still yet warm u thru the chill that creeps into the air#god i miss my best friend#haunted corn mazes would save me ngl#we should be at the top of a mountain with a campfire and drinking hot cocoa :weary:#i also really wanna buy a. sherpa lined jacket but im so damn broke atm#i'd like to get a wrangler's corduroy that's bitter choco... but this brown one is nice but unfortunately it'd make me look like ford and i#cannot be more ford adjacent than i already am i have a pair of glasses that look like his too and im biting my damn arm
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