im the most uncultured person ever, im only making tumblr in 2021???? [she/her]
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AHAJAJFKSFMD PLEASE
the dumbest fucking thought I had while half-asleep this morning:
villain: I shall now use this machine to pinpoint the location of every person you love so you can WATCH AS I FREEZE THEM WITH MY EVIL MEGA ICE RAY
hero: wait no-
machine: dings immediately, showing the location of the villain
villain: um
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just realized hogwarts never had sex education?? did they magically conjure up condoms during sexy time? or is there a spell for birth control?
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my first tumblr post lmaao idk how this works
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