colejesse

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haven’t been here for awhile... yikes

[colejesse]

RK9: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses only. A guy asked me if Kermit was a frog once, and the next moment I thought of us kissing under the moonlight.

That guy aka Gavin: Hey tin-can! An octagon has eight sides right?

RK9: *sigh* You got to love him.

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Larry: Sal, let me see what you have

Sal: A knife!

Larry: No!

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Travis: *screams*

Larry: *screams louder for dominance*

Sal, confused: Should we… Should we stop them or?

Ash: No I wanna see who wins

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Larry:You ever want to talk about your feelings, Sal?

Sal: No

Travis: I do

Larry: I know Travis

Travis: I’m sad

Larry: I know Travis

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Sal: Boredom, my worst enemy.

Travis: I thought I was your worst enemy?

Sal: I have a life outside of you, Travis.

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Todd: My only talent is breathing.

Ash: you have asthma, Todd

Todd: your point being?

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Sal: Hey, Travis is here.

Ash: Okay, I’ll call the exterminator

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Larry: Sal, let me see what you have

Sal: A knife!

Larry: No!

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Travis: *screams*

Larry: *screams louder for dominance*

Sal, confused: Should we… Should we stop them or?

Ash: No I wanna see who wins

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Larry:You ever want to talk about your feelings, Sal?

Sal: No

Travis: I do

Larry: I know Travis

Travis: I’m sad

Larry: I know Travis

[colejesse]

Sal: Boredom, my worst enemy.

Travis: I thought I was your worst enemy?

Sal: I have a life outside of you, Travis.

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Todd: My only talent is breathing.

Ash: you have asthma, Todd

Todd: your point being?

[colejesse]

This seems fun XD

[colejesse]

Teruteru: Mushroom dance mushroom dance. Whatever could it mean?

Mikan: I-it m-means you l-lived a life of sin

[colejesse]

Adopt Him David!

Max: Looking well, *insert David's last name*

David: Max, you've known me for a while, why are you calling me by my last name?

Max: I was talking to myself...

David: ...

Max: *pulling adoption papers out from behind his back* please...

David: *signs papers, crying* I'm not crying, you're crying.

Max: *also crying* We're both crying... Dad.

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Connor: Time to play who stole the drugs

RK900: Wasn't me

Markus: Wasn't me either

Kara: It was him

Todd: Fuckin' pink fairies everywhere...