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Goofball 🥰🥰🥰

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WAIT "iykyk" means "if you know you know"??????? i thought it was just the new cool kids way to keysmash

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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

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alright spotify besties it’s time for your 30th “ on repeat ” song

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This is a silly goose check in. Serious geese keep scrolling.

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- Ozzie up to bat -

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listen, fuck "to each their own", sometimes your mutual gets into some batshit insane rarepair that they're a little embarrassed about and it becomes your sworn duty to put on your jester bells and jingle jangle proudly by their side for moral support. don't be a pussy. it's ride or die motherfucker

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Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

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HATE when a character seems intentionally designed for me to be obsessed with and it succeeds

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freak in the sheets as well as in most other locations

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"came back wrong" sure yeah that's cool i guess "came back suicidal" now you're talking

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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

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The thing I remember about the day gay marriage was legalized in the US is that first I felt massive relief and then I opened tumblr and somebody had already written avengers fanfic about it and in the fanfic Barack Obama was also there

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boss make a dollar i make a dime

this make me very sad puppy dog whine

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Lmaooooo I support you 😂😂😂

STOP SAYING NORMAL ASS PEOPLE ARE YOUR HEAR ME OUTS if you’re gonna say “hear me out” about someone/something it needs to be a sea moss monster or a weirdly wobbly pile of slime or megatron before he became megatron