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Julian:whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!?

Asra,Ella,Zoe:...

Julian: I may be stupid.

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Julian: Asra, you can't turn down a dare!

Asra: You can if you're older than eight.

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Jan: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Lourdes: Keegan's.

Keegan:Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.

Anton, wiping fake tears: inspirational.

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Ingrid: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.

Winston: I wake up at six am, six thirty on the weekends.

Ingrid: Oh, okay then maybe not.

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Zara: You always look so unapproachable.

Muriel: You're here so it clearly hasn't worked.

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Aveline, drunk: Dude, I like him sooooo much.

Kian: who?

Aveline: Kian, but don't tell him okay?

Kian: okay, I wont.

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Zoe: I've written a small list of all the reasons I love Julian.

Ella: That's ten pages...

Zoe: I wanted to keep it brief.

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Zara, picking off petals: He loves me, He loves me not, He loves me, He loves me not, He-

Muriel: He loves you a lot.

Zara:...

Muriel: Did I say that out loud?

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Lucio: How was your trip?

Lorna: it was nice, there were just a bit of turbulence on the flying beast.

Lucio: What happened?

Lorna: It just fell asleep and started going down for a minute. A lot of people were crying, I just finished my muffin.

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Zoe/Lorna: I'm kind of seeing someone, but i'm worried about telling you who it is because you're not going to like it.

Asra/Ella: just rip the bandage off, Zoe/Lorna.

Zoe/Lorna:It's Julian/Lucio

Asra/Ella: Put the bandage back on.

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Lorna: Hey mom?

Aunt: Yes Lorna?

Lorna: How long can someone breathe in the washing bucket while its spinning?

Aunt, chuckling: Now why would want to know that Lorna?

Lorna:...

Aunt:...

Aunt: Where's Ella?

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Lorna: I want to hear those three little words.

Lucio: I love you.

Lorna: That's sweet, but try again.

Lucio: Fine. I will behave.

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Mentor: Time for your work out.

Monty: No, I don't want to.

Mentor: You're pairing up with Kaia today.

Monty, already grabbing his workout gear: What are you waiting for?? Let's go.

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Nasim: Lamonte called me a bad word.

Ella: what did he call you?

Nasim:He called me the word that starts with the letter b.

Lamonte: No I didn't, Motherfucker doesn't start with a B.

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Ella: Zoe can you help me with these boxes?

Zoe:

Ella, struggling to carry boxes: ZOE!

Zoe: I don't know a zoe.

Ella, sighing: Baby please help me.

Zoe, rushing to help Ella: Sure.

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Lucio: What makes you think I'm flirting with you?

Asra: Why is your bed surrounded with rose petals and why are you shirtless?

Lucio: Don't change the subject.

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Nadia:Hey, how's the food?

Palace guest: It's great, send compliments to the chef!

Nadia: Okay.

Nadia, entering the kitchen and finding portia: You have beautiful eyes, your nose is cute. You're literally perfect and god I love you so much.

Portia, blushing: T-thank you.