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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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let's run around the kitchen with mama

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i'm on a lot of nyquil right now

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A picture a friend sent me from Erewhon

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I couldn't r e s i s t...🌶🌶🌶

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If i had an evil doppelganger i would simply invite it to come live with me. if i can get a wfh job so can it, i'll even let it borrow my resume. Cut our housing costs in half. Double our odds of getting chores done because we each know the other is Watching And Judging if we don't do the thing we said we were gonna do. Way easier to make the bed. Write twice as fast by trading off outlining and drafting. Sure i'd occasionally lose some sleep from holding my bedroom door shut at 3 a.m. while it tries to force its way in to murder me, but what roommate is perfect

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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

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MY STREAMER 💪💯💯💯💯🎉🎉🎉🎉

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end my life, darling!

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Random event from last year that I think now may be a metaphor

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the thing about edgy serial killer songs is that sometimes they slap sorry

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our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

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